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"Cuddly Monster" children's hand Sanitizer dispenser

Gross, yet attractive
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Many children find gross-out humour very funny, and attractive.

Now, you may have gained the impression that BorgCo is a soulless, mechanistic, monomaniacal entity*, but that doesn't mean we're beyond exploiting an opportunity to insinuate yet more technology into your society.

So, we have designed a range of dispensers for disinfectant compounds that have the external appearance of Disney™-type "cute" monsters.

They vary from Mugwai-sized units up to versions of Wookie dimensions, but what they have in common is (a) they are capable of limited verbal interaction, and (b) they dispense Sanitizer in a "disgusting" way - through a bodily orifice.

So as a child walks past, the effigy detects it and says "Baby Yoda sneeze now will ! " If the child places its hands in the correct position, then Yoda will indeed "sneeze", spraying their hands with green or blue or purple "mucus" - actually, a child-safe disinfectant.

They would be placed in schools and other public spaces.

Hilarity ensues.

*and you would be entirely correct.

8th of 7, Mar 17 2020

Children's hand sanitizer Children_27s_20hand_20sanitizer
Prior Art acknowledged. [8th of 7, Mar 17 2020]


       Of course, after a few days, the units will start saying things like "Come, join us... don't be afraid... you'll wonder why you ever hesitated... "   

       Special Cenobite version in development.
8th of 7, Mar 17 2020

       Bonus points if it farts every hour.
blissmiss, Mar 17 2020

       It only farts if there's someone around to hear.
8th of 7, Mar 17 2020


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