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Dolphins are mammels. They nurse their young. I wanna put them in pens, milk them. Then take that milk and make cheese. Cheese of the sea. It may taste a bit like feta. I would also try the asian market to sell the dolphin colostrum. chummy
Whale Milk Ice Cream
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I knew this was floating around somewhere (jeremi's idea) [xenzag, May 24 2006]
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I want a dolphin-cheese dolphin-burger, with a chocolate dolphin-milkshake. |
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We did the whale milk thing already (for ice cream). And rats. We might as well have a <insert wildly unsuitable mammal here> milk general category, but it's all just the same basic idea. |
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We were discussing this just the other week on 'W85 Fuel' - the consensus was that, due to their fish and krill diets, the resulting fluids might be a bit fishy. Much better to use dugongs and manatees (of the taxonomical order Sirenia) due to their vegetarian diet, their milk should be less reminiscent of haddock. I for one, would welcome a massive Brie Du Mer, instead of the more common Brie de Meaux muck you get lying about the place these days. |
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brie du mer. that one got by me. we could also use the milk for calimarioooohh's |
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Good one [TonyJaguar], I can now accredit you with the invention of milk/cheese. |
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A mammel ?? what's a Mammel? - a
dolphin/camel hybrid perhaps? - a dolphin
with humps ? - the humps could be filled
with milk and after an acrobatic session
this would turn to cheese. |
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Both can make you nauseous? |
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...and then why aren't we making ice cream with this camelmammelmilk? esp. with the acrobat dolphins turning tricks. |
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I've been milking dolphins since the day I was born! |
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I think I missed the bit where [TonyJaguar] suggested we all take pot shots at him... cut the new guy a little slack? This isn't an intrinsically stupid idea, he's not throw his teddy out of the pram at the slightest provocation, so we go for him based on a single spelling error in the idea? Please. |
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"teddy out of the pram"? I had to look that up. And I still don't know what it means. |
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i'm going to avoid COMMENTING on your Rather Odd Capitalisation and instead give you a bun. It may have been done here before but not in the real world, and I'd eat it. |
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Thanks for the title change. All it needs now is some appropriate capitalisation. |
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[TonyJaguar] are you related to [RodsTiger] ? |
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True. Years ago you guys were very hard on me with my first idea and it wasn't nearly as bad as this one. (hahaha, I'm sorry TonyJaguar. I like the title of your idea, it makes me think of a tuna brand in the states, called "Chicken of the sea".Maybe that's where you got the idea from). |
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I think everyone's being too hard on TJ- There are certainly some applications where a fishy cheese would be a good thing- think caesar salad- anchovies and parmesan. With lettuce. Hey, maybe we could use fish gut fertilizer in the....ahhh, never mind. |
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I'd like to see you fing the teat of an animal mammel as streamlined as a dolphin. Also, they would have to be milked underwater; how would you keep the milk separate from the saltwater? Dolphin Nipple Cathader? |
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Dolphin Nipple Catheter. I feel an album title coming on. |
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I bet a succesful marketing strategy consists in persuading the public that dolphin milk increases IQ since dolphins are the most inteligent mammals on the planet. Like that time everyone was convinced they won't get cancer thanks to eating shark-cartilage pills. |
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you could call it "milkyQ". uhmmm, im starting to like it. *changes neutral to [+] |
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[TonyJaguar] please do yourshelf a flavour and spellcheck your text before pressing the [ok] buton next time. Just paste it into word or samething, than paste IT back into the annotation window end press the buton ok ? |
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There's some law of the universe that says any anno about spelling or grammar will contain at least one error itself, isn't there? |
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Anyway, I'm curious about [xandram]'s dolphin prostitutes. Maybe they're not so intelligent after all if they have to resort to turning tricks to make a living. |
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did 'buton' pass the spellcheck? |
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//since dolphins are the most inteligent mammals on the planet//
I suppose that can be supported by the fact that no-one has ever seen a dolphin that made a spelling mistake. |
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Have we done Human Cheese yet? |
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Uh, yeah. Human male cheese, to be peculiar. |
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Cheese from different land mammals, now sea mammals, I guess the next obvious choice is a toss-up between airborne mammals and subterranean mammals. |
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I'm pre-emptively putting "bat cheese" and "mole cheese" into the public domain, hopefully to circumvent more of these dumb echoes. |
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imagine flying squirrels with such wide flight membranes that they can live underwater with all that oxygen transport surface; then make cheese from their milk |
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i only support dolphin crafted dolphin cheese from dolphin cheese makers |
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translation: if the dolphin knowingly makes the cheese from voluntary milk I'd support the idea |
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let them roam as they will |
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MMMmmm Bat Cheese. I can't wait. |
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While this actually does appeal to me, I must say that I think it's an aberration to consume the milk from any other than one's own species, which for us should be homo sapiens. Perhaps the '(sap)iens' has something to do with '(sap)ping the life of helpless baby creatures to further our own selfish ends.' We should mass market human milk, that might be delicious. It could come in half-pint containers and cost $59.99 US. On the carton could be a picture of breasts. |
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