Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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condom suspenders

never 'dig' for a lost condom again!
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A condom slipping off during its use can lead to conception or pose health risks. The problem can be avoided entirely by placing a belt around your waist and attaching it to the condom.
positron, Sep 25 2003


       Condoms at the best of times aren't romantic, but I don't think I 'strap on' would help.
spinynorman, Sep 25 2003

       Then again...
spinynorman, Sep 25 2003

k_sra, Sep 25 2003

       Surely this is a job for Velcro?
spinynorman, Sep 25 2003

       I guess stapling it to your balls is not an option. But has anyone ever actually had this problem?
DrCurry, Sep 25 2003

       So suffer the wee-dicked.
waugsqueke, Sep 25 2003

       is he related to Wee Willy Winky?
po, Sep 25 2003

       Maybe a condom body suit would do the trick.
FarmerJohn, Sep 25 2003

       DrC. Don't get started on stapler add-ons again....
jonthegeologist, Sep 25 2003

       why? is this a fetish that you have noticed? cannot say that I have..
po, Sep 25 2003

       For the nerdy accountant cliche who has everything...
Detly, Sep 25 2003

       Put your balls in it along with the shaft. The end-ring then won't just slip off, like a cockring.
jojo99, Sep 26 2003

       Who has this problem? I'm not Ron Jeremy myself, but come on.
disbomber, Apr 09 2005


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