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Condom Belt Buckle

Belt buckle condom case.
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Just seems like the right size, and you won't have to try and fit a few in your wallet.
Worldgineer, Nov 04 2005

Condom case http://kyledesign.zoovy.com/product/CN
These, but on a belt [Worldgineer, Nov 04 2005]

Steel Condom Cases Inspired by [Weirdo55] [Worldgineer, Nov 04 2005]

Brave New World, chapter 3, color coded (!) http://baylor.chatt...ep/tenthtwobnw.html
"And round her waist she wore a silver-mounted green morocco-surrogate cartridge belt, bulging (for Lenina was not a freemartin) with the regulation supply of contraceptives. [...] "Perfect!" cried Fanny enthusiastically. She could never resist Lenina's charm for long. "And what a perfectly sweet Malthusian belt!"" [jutta, Nov 07 2005]

Here's one, [World]. I'm guessing that it's not exactly your style though. http://www.viciouss...rod=HM-BTTRFLYSKULL
[half, Nov 08 2005]


       Now there's a utility belt!   

       Apparently condom belt pouches exist (they distribute them in Africa), but I couldn't find a picture.
DrCurry, Nov 04 2005

       Well Batman is always prepared for ANYTHING if he.. can just... reach his... utility belt. WHAM! Now he can handle business. OOOH! BAAM!   

       This gets my vote.
Jscotty, Nov 04 2005

       Very handy, and in the appropriate area, too.
baconbrain, Nov 05 2005

       Already halfbaked by dear old Huxley, A. in Brave New World. Called a Malthusian Belt.
squeak, Nov 07 2005

       I can just see John Wayne fiddling with this (in a nice way)
po, Nov 07 2005

       "Say hello to my little friend!" (Oops, wrong actor...)
DrCurry, Nov 07 2005

       "Condom Belt Buckle" ... huh, I wasn't even aware that they had belts. Are you sure buckles are a good idea?
half, Nov 08 2005

       or maybe just a belt entirely made of re-enforced tear-away condom packs
shinobi, Nov 08 2005

       >>Are you sure buckles are a good idea   

       Lending new meaning to the term "strap one on"?   

       When I read Brave New World in high school (70's), I thought the Malthusian belt held pills.. but of course not, now that I think about it, the Pill not existing in Huxley's time...   

       But it's an excellent idea, worthy of further baking; in fact, there's a company waiting to happen. It would also visually indicate that one was looking, equipped and ready to go...
smendler, Nov 08 2005

       Flashy, [half]. How does one sit wearing that thing?
Worldgineer, Nov 08 2005

       "Dad let me borrow his belt today.....Hey what's this?.........OH MY GOD!!!!"
robbie the rocker, Dec 22 2005


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