curbludgeon

A proposal for a lightly armored inflatable suit that your best friend can slip into and be turned into a symbiotic weapon.

In goes Fido, inflate. Grab him (or her, Fidette) by the back paws and swing in a circle. Whomp ! Woof. Bonk! Arf.

Perhaps the mentioned canine can get in a few paw shots of it's own and a good bit of doggy drool would add a little (insult+injury).

guaranteed to take out your favorite curmudgeon anywhere.

/g/