Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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good-cop/bad-cop personal trainer teams

are you lookin' at me?
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Why use just a carrot when a carrot and stick is so much more effective?

Trainer 1: Come on you WIMP! My arthritic grandmother could do a better job. Up, 2, 3, 4, down, 2, 3, 4.

Exerciser: <puff, pant, wheeze>

Trainer 2: You better do as he says, I've never seen him like this. You do four on your own, I'll spot you the rest.

Trainer 1: Don't talk to that WIMP, he's not working hard enough for you to talk to him!

Trainer 2: Wow, that's great... keep it up and we'll see about a milkshake after.

Exerciser: <strain, wheeze, gasp>

Trainer 1: Are you looking at me? Mind what you're doing. Up, 2, 3, 4...

Nontaigne, Oct 13 2004


       Bad Fishrat: Post that idea, maggot!
Good Fishrat: Hey, well done. Let's see about that pastry now... +
Fishrat, Oct 13 2004

       Notch up the 'disturbing' factor by combining the good cop/bad cop into the same, deranged person.
vigilante, Oct 13 2004

       baked: my mum and my dad.
etherman, Oct 13 2004

       which is which?
po, Oct 13 2004

       Which one would say "Two more and you can stop for a ciggy"? [+]
dobtabulous, Oct 13 2004

       depends <po> da is bad on sport & career; mum is bad on romance and emmm... haircuts.
etherman, Oct 13 2004

       your parents are posh and becks?
po, Oct 13 2004

       //your parents are posh and becks?//   

       Heh !
skinflaps, Oct 13 2004

       LOL yeah add some brains and subtract alot of cash.   

       & I am a bit of a Romeo!
etherman, Oct 13 2004

       Gets my YES YES YES! vote for the week.
RayfordSteele, Oct 13 2004

       [etherman/po] Made me laugh!
Nontaigne, Oct 14 2004

       Croissant for the idea. Fishbone for Etherman's use of the phrase "LOL yeah". Overall neutral.
david_scothern, Oct 14 2004

       apologies for my [LOL]. I suddenly slipped into AOL speak for a second. Maybe I was trying to get all chatroom flirty with <po> *winks at po*   

       am going to be a 12yr old somewhere else now.
etherman, Oct 14 2004

       [etherman] Here's fine.
Nontaigne, Oct 14 2004


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