Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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hammerstein mandate

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All male german porn stars should be required to utilize the name "hammerstein" before or after whatever porn name they choose to be known as.
vfrackis, Jan 28 2013

rammstein http://www.youtube....watch?v=dq8l3RUd4Z4
they also did several hardcore porn video clips you can find them yourself [zeno, Jan 28 2013]

schweinsteiger http://www.youtube....watch?v=AUgX5dqZ4PI
[zeno, Jan 28 2013]


       This is an excellent idea, of course, (1954 and all that) but you neglected to say _why_. Also, would they be allowed to capitalize "Hammerstein"?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 28 2013

       Not “von Hammerstein”?
ytk, Jan 28 2013

       No, I think there are several.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 28 2013

       What? What did those poor beer steins do to deserve being hammered?
Vernon, Jan 28 2013

       Untill you explain why I say that Rammstein and Schweinsteiger are also acceptable. see links.
zeno, Jan 28 2013

       Its purpose is like a professional prefix or suffix like Dr. or Engineer A means of authentication or authority.
vfrackis, Jan 28 2013

       //Its purpose is like a professional prefix or suffix// In that case, wouldn't Rodgers be more appropriate than Hammerstein?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 28 2013

       Not for Germans
vfrackis, Jan 29 2013

       Anglo-Deutsch gay porn co-production, then. Who bottoms depends on prevailing political mood.   

       Incidentally, The Hammerstein Mandate could be the first volume of Robert Ludlum's unpublished erotic fiction.
calum, Jan 29 2013


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