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Jenna Loves Gollum

Real pornstars have sex with favorite CGI characters
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As the porn industry is very often at the forefront of new technologies, I think there will soon be adult movies featuring real actors having sex with CGI characters. This would be a whole new category for adult films. The most cost effective way to do this would be to use existing files of CGI characters. Imagine Jenna Jameson with Gollum and Dobby doubling up on her from both ends. How about Yoda levitating Asia Carrera? Now you see Stuart Little, now you don't. Buzz Lightyear and his pal Woody go to infinity and beyond in a new kind of Toy story. How about Jill Kelly getting Shrekked a wee bit?

The technologies are there, and the computer animated characters are better actors than most of the porn stars.

wombat, Nov 24 2003


       ooh, ooh yeah baby, you're my precious...   

       This idea is going to give me nightmares. fishbone - first of many, hopefully I think. Above such things, Yoda is. Don't even get me started on your mention of Stuart Little...
lostdog, Nov 24 2003

       Meanwhile, Mario twirls his moustache seductively in the background...
lostdog, Nov 24 2003

       Didn't you see Roger Rabit? (semi-baked)
dobtabulous, Nov 25 2003

       lostdog's anno has got me chuckling. The moustachioed plumber/tv repairman/electrician in porn movies will never be the same again.
DrBob, Nov 25 2003

       Noddy sits quietly in the corner and removes his beany...whilst the wombles spill some porridge, and on the CGI front the Fantasy became Final.
skinflaps, Nov 25 2003

       [dobtabulous] Bob Hoskins is a porn star?!
squeak, Nov 25 2003

       Squeak: why do you think it was called the _long_, good Friday?
waistcoat, Nov 25 2003

       Skip the porn star... I want to see Mario and Jessica! Or perhaps Gollum meets Bugs! The possibilities for Saturday morning cartoons have just reached a new high.   

       Do you think Mario is still twirling?
ttillman, Nov 26 2003

       //Skip the porn star// Aw, now you're just putting ideas into my head...   

       "What's that, Skippy? Two hot naked lesbians are trapped down the abandoned mineshaft..?"
lostdog, Nov 26 2003

       As I understand it the Japanese Comics & Manga have been at this for some time now. I won't even bother to try to find a link but I think if you google adult manga you should find what you are baking.
PainOCommonSense, May 04 2004

       The all-new 3D Scooby Doo and Daphne
spiritualized, May 04 2004

       AIDs infected porn stars have new avenues of work.
macncheesy, May 04 2004

       heintai i believe it is called POCS
engineer1, May 05 2004

       maybe this is the thing disney have been looking for to relaunch mickey's career. 'Steam(y) Boat Willie', coming to a movie theatre near you.
etherman, May 05 2004

       It definately would have improved their rather poor share price performance of late.
PainOCommonSense, May 05 2004

       Or someone could just convince Ron Jeremy to put on the Mario hat...
justaguy, May 05 2004

       Yep, that's baked too...
whatzabuzz, May 05 2004


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