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Leak Your Own Sex Tape

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Climb the social and publicity ladder the same way that Pamela and Paris did - in your own particular field of work. Leak Your Own Sex Tape will make your co-workers pay you the attention you deserve. Our informative instructional manual and support material will make you stand out no matter who you are or what line of work you're in. With our 3 step program, you can start strutting your stuff around the office like the go-getter you are.

If you're lucky enough to have a partner, simply film yourselves having sex. If not - dress seductively in clothing of the opposite sex and touch yourself all over. Make several copies of the hot, hot tape and leave them around the teacher's room and boss' desk.

Once viewed by your peers and relatives you will be the center of attention and a talking point of most conversations. This is just the right time to ask for a raise or promotion.

If questioned, explain that the master copy was stolen from your house and somehow distributed by a disgruntled co worker.

benfrost, Oct 09 2004

Max Clifford http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1485789.stm
[gnomethang, Oct 09 2004]

Jodie Marsh http://www.motorspo...azin.ro/jodiemarsh/
Sing along now!: "I'll do anything,...." [gnomethang, Oct 09 2004]


       Once I film my clothing being torn off by arrows fired from a bow, i will start distributing tapes around town.
benfrost, Oct 09 2004

       Ask Jodie Marsh. And then ask Max Clifford. I suspect this is well baked in meeja circles.
gnomethang, Oct 09 2004

       Who are they?
waugsqueke, Oct 09 2004

       A Z list UK strumpet and an almighty UK media agent with a grudge against almost everyone.
gnomethang, Oct 09 2004

       I must confess, I giggled when I read the title. I once had an idea for a volunteer list of folks, like me, who would join a list of folks for the "Go ahead, steal my identity.com" site. You could steal all my old bills, old beaus, old injuries, and you also get, as an added bonus, the entire batch of whackies, I am forced to call family.
blissmiss, Oct 09 2004

       Personally I'm not convinced this isn't exactly what Paris Hilton did.
5th Earth, Oct 10 2004

       I agree. The first was a phoney oops, the second intentional. She's a woman with too much time on her hands. (And far too much money to do it with).
blissmiss, Oct 10 2004

       I guarentee, the next one that'll get 'leaked' will be Peter Andre and Jordan. It'll be the most gruesome thing to ever shame Kazaa's search engine.
spiritualized, Oct 11 2004


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