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Traffic horn that sounds like 50 trucks and cars (and a train) honking
Why stop at the sound of a single car honking. Give that
driver the feeling that a whole city is waiting for them to get
Also randomely change it to funny polite requests: Can I get
cofee while we wait? Hey, don't I remember you from school?
are you staying here, meanwhile could you watch
Or just the sounds of horrible mid-eastern official bands
the national anthem of the Hashemite Kingdom of
The american national anthem starts at [00:01:00]
[pashute, May 09 2018]
||Is this being ignored because of my disrespect to
official out of tune bands?
||Ship's foghorn. Particularly effective when seeming to come
from above, nearby and closing, in thick fog. In Israel you might
first have to provide your own fog.
||Courtesy is knowing what would happen if roles were reversed.