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iPhone
Combine those popular new iPods with a phone. Call it the Apple iPhone. | |
Equip it to run various applications and play music and
movies downloaded from the internets. Give it a nice touch
screen interface too.
Plus it could be worn as a hat.
It's THEM. From THERE.
THEM
Shameless plug [moomintroll, May 09 2005]
Men In Black
http://www.imdb.com...+vu+&Go.x=14&Go.y=9
[DrBob, May 11 2005]
iPhone hat
https://www.cultofm...nds-and-glare-free/
[pocmloc, Feb 15 2022]
iPhone hats
https://www.iphonen.../iphone-head-mount/
[pocmloc, Feb 15 2022]
[link]
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It wouldn't work. When the spy satellites read it, they will increase the power to the mind control rays. |
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Well, maybe somebody could write an application to prevent that. |
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I wanted to say something but I'm not
sure what. |
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Were you going to suggest a built in camera?
Because I was just thinking that. |
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THEY live in two realities at the same time, denying YOU access to the one you KNOW you live in. They read your MIND all the time, occasionally changing memories of real events with IMPOSTOR memories that they invent in order to LAUGH at you. YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE. They use synchronicity and neuroplapsic programming to USE your brain and confuse you with THEIR rules. The RULES change every time you THINK about them, but can be remembered by LEARNING not to THINK. This is what THEY want us to do. It is only by “improbing” your memories with your own FAKE ideas that you can think without mental process, giving you access to the SECONDARY, TERTIARY and PENTITENTARY levels. BUT they will ABBERATE you by DISTURBING and CONFUSING you with thoughts and emotions t5hat are NOT your OWN!!!! THEY enter your nightly DREAMS through symbols, archetypes and hypnosises. YOU KNOW this IS TRUE. Some of us are THEM already, but DO NOT KNOW it. TWELVE RUNGED LADDER OF SIMUL-TRANSI-TIME FURTHER MOVEMENTS CURTAILED BACKSTAGE FORMATION WAR FORCASTS. you are still a PRISONER of THEIR language, and can't find your way out of the MAZE. they will LABEL this page for you mind DECONSTRUCTING their "AURIC SACRIFICE DOCTRINE". They are not afraid to use false mirrors and shadow reflections. TWELVE ZIRGOTRONIC GALAXIES inhabit the TIMECUBE. , we must UNTIE together, those of us who are UNTAINTED by their DEFILEMENT. |
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//we must UNTIE under the SAME banner//
already there, brother. I stopped wearing ties years ago. |
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All hairdressers are in
employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them
directly into the brain. This is the reason bold-headed men are uptight - likewise suits and ties. |
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You all laugh now, but go and work in the NSW Public Housing Comission. |
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[zen_tom] David Icke is, er, either an impostor or really quite ill. |
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If I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. |
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That's almost a Withnail & I quote. |
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David you terrible knut! Even a stopped watch tells the right time twice a day. Yeah! Call the police, Miss Blenerhassit! |
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The poor CIA, they get blamed for everything. |
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No, THEY get blamed for everything. |
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I blame THEM.
I bought one of THEM gadgets...
(THEY sold it to me)
When I got it home, it broke!
I had to call THE GUY to come and fix it.
I think THE GUY is the president of THEM and THEY. |
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you know THEY can read your monitor from a distance. Your neighbors SAY they got satellite TV.... |
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Thanks to this posting, my psychiatrist dosen't want me looking at this site anymore... |
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I'm beginning to think he's one of THEM. |
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That's what THEY want you to think. It goes much deeper than that. Deeper, AND all the way to the top, AND the LIE permeates everything we experience. In fact, what's more, is that YOU are directly involved, at a crucial level in all this. Get that? Yes, YOU are the KEY that those at THE TOP wish to USE, in order to gain access to HIDDEN TRUTHS that contain the SECRET of ultimate POWER. |
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The Da Vinci Code was just another diversion. Look past that and see what THEY want to keep hidden. It's hidden everywhere, right in front of our very noses. They're evil bastards, MOCKING us all the time. |
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Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! |
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<points-accusatory-finger> You?! </paf> |
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I'm thinking you could play games on it as well. |
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//those who enjoy "Wacko conspiracy spotting"// |
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Who doesn't? That's what the internet was invented for wasn't it? |
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The voices in my head I can deal with. It's the voices in my foot that really disturb me. Because I can't hear what they're saying... |
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I *so* wanted to create a temp account of 'THEM.' just for this. |
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That would have been cooooool. |
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\\in order to gain access to HIDDEN TRUTHS that contain the SECRET of ultimate POWER\\. Why didn't anybody tell me? I should probably go hide. Everyone turn around and count to 10 so interrogation will get THEM nowhere. |
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[lostdog] - is that yours? It made my morning. |
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Turned out to be pretty prescient except for the hat
part. |
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The iPhone was introduced 29 June, 2007. |
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I think the poster should sue Apple. They took his idea to
market in just over 2 years. |
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Apple insists they started developing in 2004. |
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I'm not sure we can trust them though. |
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[-] it'll never fly unless they get the hat thing working. |
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I still
think being able to wear it as a hat was the best part
of the idea. |
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actually the best part is where we get to see what [zen_tom] looks like without the tinfoil hat. |
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You can see the evidence of them hiding the truth - so many links have succumbed to linkrot. |
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Either this used to be about something else, or I am feeling much, much better now! |
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I'll put it this way: DON'T feel much, much better
now. |
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(re: poc's link) Well I'll be darned. |
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I'd like to see Steve Jobs's internet history from the later half
of 2005 (although they probably started developing it a year
or 2 earlier). |
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That's right, he saw my iPhone hat idea and said
"Hey, what if I do this, only without the hat part?" |
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Fishbones beat buns by more than 2 to 1. I wasn't even on HB then and I still feel the same way about Iphones. |
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Of course you invented the iPhone, [doc]; here at Camp Teacup we have a word for when inventions are stolen from us: copyripped. |
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"If" I were a conspiracy factist, I'd say that we half-Bakers are the half-Braintrust of the modern world, in the same way that all inventions of any worth in the late 1800s came from our compatriot suit-wearing, perfectly coiffed, be-hatted inventors working in solariums, back gardens, and small-hold outbuildings. |
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Interestingly, HB functions as a registry of our intellectual property; we just need to arrange to be quoted as evidence in lawsuits to prove utility and reliability. |
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I myself invented the UN CitizenShip which is already informally in use, and which I predict will shortly be formalized off the coast of Ukraine. |
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Well I'll tell Apple I'm fully willing to settle out of
court for...
let's see... a donut. Okay, half a donut but that's
my final
offer. I'll take this all the way to the Supreme
Court! |
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Here's my opening argument: |
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"If I may address the ladies and gentlemen of the
court, its esteemed officers, your honors. Imagine
if you will, that I, doctorremulac3, invented the
iPhone. |
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Thank you. I rest my case." |
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<after much consultation> We are fully convinced by the evidence offered that you, [doctorremulac3] did indeed invent the iPhone. <passing of pieces of paper> And as such we sentence you to <shuffling of papers> twenty years imprisonment with hard labour and no reprieve. That is all. Court dismissed. Take him away. |
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Idea posted before I was born. |
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Do I at least get donuts jail? |
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Donut pass Go, donut collect $200. |
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//Do I at least get// No. Add 5 years for impertinence. |
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That's okay. We have incontrovertible evidence of his
innocence. |
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//Add 5 years for impertinence.// |
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Righto, I'll add five years for 'im. Wait; you weren't talking to
me, were you? |
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People ask if I'm ever wrong about anything and I point this out. Once I thought I was wrong in predicting they'd make hats out of my iPhone idea. Turns out I was wrong, they did become a thing. |
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Here's one way to deal with the heartbreak of bonestorms. |
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(All the buns are after the... uh... adjustment.) |
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