Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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make a fruit statement

coif your hair into the shape, colour and smell of your favourite fruit.
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blondes? have more fun as a banana.

or strawberry blondes – place a little green star in the middle and get an invite to Wimbledon.

redheads may prefer a little bunch of cherry curls.

brunettes are a problem, there is always ugly fruit and gone-off bananas but then we, (yes, I am a brunette), can always dye our hair and become a little green apple or a pineappley pineapple or an orange, orange.

personally I am opting for the lush red raspberry – mmmmm

po, Feb 24 2003

Carmen Miranda http://www.sec.rj.g...r/webmuseu/mcm5.JPG
The millinary version of this idea. [DrBob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       //redheads may prefer a little bunch of cherry curls// Then again, they may not.
half, Feb 24 2003

       need counselling on that [half]?
po, Feb 24 2003

half, Feb 24 2003

       explain their reticence!
po, Feb 24 2003

       I am not reticent. Where did you hear that? I know I didn't tell you. <g>
half, Feb 24 2003

       it was your *friend* - sorry, melon dear
po, Feb 24 2003

       A brunette done up as a coconut wouldn't be too hard. Or... no, it would.
lurch, Feb 24 2003

       I'd plop a nice fruit trifle on top of me bonce,then i can be all fruits..with a creamy yellow tint,and crusty coif,complete with fruit bats.
skinflaps, Feb 24 2003

       Partially baked by now ex-Nottingham Forest footballer Jason Lee who at one time sported a "pineapple on his head"(© Baddiel & Skinner).
my face your, Feb 24 2003

       This is silly enough that it will surely be all the rage at the Oscars. Big Crescent!
ato_de, Feb 24 2003

       <seldom recognized fruit statement> Tomato! </seldom recognized fruit statement>
Cedar Park, Feb 25 2003

       Ahhhhh – sweet peach.
Shz, Feb 25 2003

       I've often played the gooseberry, but now I'm one of a pear.
egbert, Feb 25 2003

       Wouldn't guys look *fruity*?
thumbwax, Feb 25 2003

       you say that as if it were a *bad* thing
po, Feb 25 2003

       Brunettes could be chocolate fruit - chocolate is a fruit isn't it? It does count towards the 5 portions of fruit and veg a day..?
Jinbish, Feb 25 2003

       Only if it's fruit and nut. Must be good for you if it's got nuts in it.
egbert, Feb 25 2003

       A brunette could do some kiwi and litchee knots, and wake up in the morning as an apple tree in the winter.
FarmerJohn, Feb 25 2003

       "personally I am opting for the lush..."
Pretty seedy if you ask me, but you'll always be the apple of my eye.
phoenix, Feb 25 2003

       //it was your *friend*//
Well that explains it. You must have me confused with someone who has at least one friend.
half, Feb 25 2003

       ah but you have at least two! OR 4 half-friends
po, Feb 25 2003

       Hmmm...I'm afraid to ask what you know and who told you.
half, Feb 25 2003


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