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If you are like me you set your alarm
clock a half hour earlier than you
have to so you can use the snooze
alarm a half dozen times.
So I think that I should have an alarm
clock sound next to my bed, but the
button to turn it off is in the shower.
Then as soon as you push the button
the alarm stops the shower starts
and you can wake up. For me I sleep
naked anyways so I don't have to
worry about getting my clothes wet.
||Did you have to put the part about sleeping naked? Now I have to get an alarm to turn me off. You're a woman, right?
||I'd want to have it where hitting the snooze button triggers the shower to go off. That is, unless you enjoy the feel of ice-cold water that first comes out of the showerhead when you first turn it on!
||Since I started living in the dorm, I've only slept naked once. I thought my roommate wasn't coming back home till the next afternoon. I already have my alarm clock across the room. Well, the alarm woke her up first off and then it seriously disturbed her to see me walking across the room naked at 8:30am. hehehe
||[FCM] Why? Unless of course you are indeed a monkey and have flames coming out of your bum crack.