h a l f b a k e r yPoint of hors d'oevre
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For whatever reason tourists no longer wear fanny
packs, methinks for fear having their money on
display makes them an easy target.
I think this would be less of the case if fanny packs
were
disguised to look like WTF world wrestling
championship
belts. (basically it would be a belt
with a concealed
pouché TM behind the medallion. that way thieves
would be
too intimidated to bother you.
(?) example 2
http://www.google.c...ed=0CFUQMyhRMFE4rAI Ordinary user is able to flaunt his wealth safely. [bob, Jun 09 2015]
(?) example 1
http://www.google.c...ed=0CFAQMyhMMEw4kAM Displays thugs unease when confronted by hard targets [bob, Jun 09 2015]
WTF?
http://www.worldtaekwondofederation.net [MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 10 2015]
[link]
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<placeholder for joke, subtly referencing the UK meaning of the word "fanny"> |
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Is a pouché something you do with your fanny? |
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^ I'd pay to see something like that... |
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"In this corner 'Nana', a 12 year old polar bear from the Inuktituk region, weighing in at 350lbs: a bit light, but the walruses are few and far between this year" |
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"In the other corner, John Alan Weathersby, a 45 year old Suncor oil executive, fresh from a vacation of the Caribbean in his yacht. John is 175 pounds of personal-fitness-trainered sun tan". |
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What ? Oh of course we'll stop the match if it looks too uneven. Would we lie to you ? |
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+ i would wear this everywhere |
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Links flagged for being unnecessary Google Images
links. |
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Unnecessary? Those links are awesome. This whole idea reeks of awesomeness! Let me tuck this bun in your manly jewel encrusted belt. |
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Note: I said WTF because I couldn't remember the
new acronym for professional wrestling and also
because I dont want to have to pay them royalties. |
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