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[Mar 10 2004, last modified Dec 19 2022]

10:00AM Sharp in "Best Available" (+3, -3)
15 Seconds Of Game (+10)
2.5D Chess Board (+4)
23 Saints, Apostles... (0)
3D News (+1)
50 Shades of Dorian Grey (+2)
5G Sports (+3)
9 Billion Names of Billionaires (+3)
A Door Is a Man's Best Friend (+4, -3)
A Hearse. My Kingdom for a Hearse (+2, -2)
A Nobel Prize for Studying Exotic Dancers (0)
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Honks (+19)
A Wayz Man Once Said (+4)
Accordiphone (+3, -2)
AI, Pick Up The Phone (+7)
AILand (0)
Alarm Clock Game Show (+12)
Alexa, he started it (+4)
Algorithmic Voting (+1)
Alphabet Music (+3, -2)
An Independent Just In Time Blind Judiciary (+8, -2)
Anatomically Correct Campus (+12, -1)
Ancient Alients (+3, -2)
Annotated Idea's Score Macros (+1, -5)
Anonymous Govt Issued Voting Cards (+2, -2)
Apocalyptic Limerics (+7, -1)
App Choo (+2)
Archaeological Storage (+1, -1)
Atlas Bragged (+2)
Attach Eh? (+5, -2)
Augmented Reality Hockey (0)
Augmented Reality Shower Display (+4)
Augmented reality windows for the Space Station (+4)
auto-3D sunglasses (+1, -2)
Autolander (+1, -2)
Automated Post Accident Airbag Deactivator (+1, -1)
AutoPharm (+3, -2)
AutoSummarizeReply (+1, -1)
Bachelor Party Anniversary (+5, -3)
Back Seat Airbag (+4, -1)
Background Video Chat Filters (0)
Bake It Off (+3)
Ball and (block)Chain (+5)
Barnes Librarium (+9, -1)
Bat In The Headlights (+16, -3)
Bedding from Temperature Sensitive Fabric (+2, -1)
Been There, Don't Do That (+3)
Best Reads (+10, -3)
Between Love and Madness... (+4, -2)
Beware Of Geeks Bearing Gifts (+6)
Bill Payment App (0)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Debentures (+5, -1)
Blind Equal Opportunity Employment (+3, -1)
Blockchain Voting (+3)
Blood Red Diamonds (0)
Bond. Project Bond (+2)
Book Worm (+2, -2)
Bored with the NSA (+9)
Born to Compile (+6)
Bright Lights, Big ET (+4, -2)
Broadway On ICE (+4)
Buffett's Buffet (+3)
Bulls Eye Bullets (+1, -1)
Cablegram (+4, -2)
Call Center Barbie (+4, -2)
Camshaft Shazam (+16, -2)
Can we at least get a bagel? (+4)
Candy Crusher (0)
Capitol Rotation (+3, -2)
Car Jet (+1, -3)
Car Navigation For Humans (+3, -1)
Categorically Clicking (+10, -1)
Ceiling Fan TV (+3, -3)
CellUCellMe (+5, -1)
Chain Reaction (0)
Chairman, they got my number (0)
Channel Surfer For Video Surfing (0)
Charged Balls (+5, -1)
Chariots Of Water (+6)
Chart Precedents (+1, -2)
ChatterBot (+6)
Check Your Freakin' Privilege (+4, -4)
Checks and Bonuses (+2, -3)
Chess Matches (+7, -1)
ChessHive (-7)
Chialotto (+5, -1)
ChiaMummy (+4, -1)
China Down (+1, -2)
China To Build Housing in the US (+3)
Chip Suit (+2, -1)
Chump Chimney (+3)
Citation-Like Commenting (+2, -1)
Classless Marriages (+2)
ClawfiscatAR (+3)
Cliche Count (+10, -3)
Clutches for Crutches (+5)
Coffee Cup Printer (+3, -2)
Collected Solely by Robots! (+8)
Commuter Games (+2)
Conference Call Catch-Up (+11)
Contestacall (+4)
Conveyer Belt (+4, -1)
Cool One Armed Bandit (+1, -1)
Copy Projection Protection (+1, -10)
Cordless, To Me (+11, -1)
Correlated GDP Tax (0)
Crash Sensitive Head Rest (+3, -1)
Craven Impulses (+5)
Crips, Bloods and Tooths (+9, -1)
Cruise Nukes (+4, -4)
Crumbled Cookies (+2, -2)
Crush Party Crashers (0)
Crystal Sphere Planetary System (+1, -1)
Cup Air (+2, -1)
Curb Side Blow Job (+21, -6)
Custom Constellations (+3)
De-Bone-Air (+3)
Dead Man Auto Switch (+2)
Deep Art (+12, -3)
DeerAibo (+7, -1)
Deliveries R US (+2)
Denial Denial (0)
Desktop Rifts (+10, -5)
Detached Attachments (+2)
Diamonds For All (+7, -1)
Dinoroast (+7, -1)
Discover Habitable Planets Before The Professionals Do (+10, -3)
Disin' French Fries (+1, -5)
Divert Apophis to Mars (+3, -2)
Dividend Pay (+5, -3)
Dividends Rule (+2)
Do Not Google List (+3, -2)
Doctor Nation (+10)
Dog Walker Buggy Whips (+3)
Don Quixote Global Cooling (+8, -1)
Doomsday Movement Clock (+2)
Dorian Grey Image Registry (+7, -1)
Double Entendre AI (+4)
Dowtris (+6)
Draft First Term Representatives (+7, -2)
Draftee Homes (0)
Drake's Equation Calculator (+8, -1)
Drive Through Theater (+3, -1)
Drive Through Theme Parks (+3)
Driving Plane (+2)
DTMF Remote Control (+1, -2)
Eager.ly (+3)
Earth Rotational Counterbalancer (+2)
Eatelligence (+2)
eFFliminal (+20, -5)
Elections Lasting Longer Than Four Hours (+4, -2)
Electric Balls (+4, -2)
Electric Pool (+3, -1)
Emojjination (0)
English League Dismantlement Draft (0)
Estimated Refunds (+2, -1)
ET, In someone else's vacation pictures (+6, -3)
Ethermal Resting Place (+7, -2)
ETML (+1, -1)
Extraordinary People (0)
Famous Wreck Backyards (+13, -1)
Fantasy League Of Nations (+4, -1)
Fastest Draw In The Office (+29, -2)
Faux Machine (+1, -1)
Fear The Hand (0)
FenceIt.com (-4)
Fibri (+3)
Fifty Shades of Dre (0)
Firing Range (defined) (+1, -7)
First Spouse (+4)
Fish For Plastic (0)
Flat Out Tax (+6, -2)
Floating Gardens (+3, -1)
Follow that cellphone (+3, -1)
Foosball Fondue (+1)
For Each, According To Their Bid (+3, -2)
"Fortune Cookie" Band Aids (+6, -1)
Foucault (0)
Fractional Portfolio Trading (+3)
Friendly Neighborhood Particle Collector (+3, -3)
Fruit Punch Cart (+5)
Full Mental Jacket (+8, -6)
Futures Gas Card (0)
Game of Chromes (+4)
Gentleman Caller ID (+4, -1)
Get it while it's cold (+8, -2)
Ghost Road (+6, -1)
Give Me Your Lenin Statue Topplers (+3, -2)
Glass Tennis (0)
Global Vote for UN President (+2, -2)
Global Warming Snow Globe (+3, -1)
Good Ideas Gone Bad (+5, -1)
Good Mileage/Small Footprint Lane (+2, -2)
Google Earth Movies (+4)
Google, Where Did That Shot Come From (+5)
Gyrope (+2)
Hail On The Chief (+3)
Half Games (+3)
Halftoothery (0)
Hand Job (0)
Hands-Off Voting (+1, -3)
Handwriting/Ink Sample Study of 2020 Ballots (+5, -1)
Hard Nipple Exerciser (+4)
Hawking Radiation Telescope (+2)
HB Ticker (+6, -2)
HeadsDown™ Display (+3, -4)
Heatclip (+8)
Heated Argument Home Heating (+6)
Heated Lazy Suzan shelves (+1, -1)
Hell is Empty, and All The Poets Are In Here (+3, -1)
Hello (+5, -1)
Hieroglyphics Universal Translator (+5, -2)
Hip Hop Trailer (+3, -3)
Home Grown Satellite Radio (+2, -2)
Home Surf (+4)
Horse Alarm (+24, -1)
HoverClean (+3)
"Human" Dog Food (+2, -3)
Hydraulic Filter Water Pitcher (0)
I'd love to buy the world a drink (+8, -1)
I Don't Want to Impose (+3)
I Froze My Buns Off (+2, -3)
I Got Your Nuclear Reactor Right Here (+36, -7)
I'll Do The Math, Don't Make Me Eat (+6, -3)
I'll Have What She's Having (+4, -3)
I'll Tell Him (+8)
I'm His Cousin (+5)
Iditaroad (+11, -2)
If I Could See What You Hear (+3, -1)
If you find it, they will come (+3, -1)
IM Pissed (+4, -3)
Immortal Puppet Theater (+4)
Incredible Foresight Money Management (+1)
InDash Ionic Breeze (+1, -1)
Indoor Item Locator (+4)
Inflation Tax Policy (+1)
Information Overlord (+4)
Interesting Times Quotient (+2)
Internet of Obscene Things (0)
Interplanetary Wide Web (+9, -2)
Introspectacles (+7, -1)
Iscream (+4)
It's Not the Destination, It's The Journey (+6)
It's That (Liberal) Time of the Month (+3, -6)
It Takes a Village Idiot (+6, -2)
It Was Recent, Then (+6, -1)
Jetairship (+5, -1)
Junk DNA Movie Scanning (0)
Junk Mail that Works Like Online Advertising (0)
Kick Skirt (+8, -6)
Kim Kardashian for Kim Jong Un (+6)
Kindley Summarize (+3, -1)
Kneecap & Trade (+1, -3)
Lake Of Bake (+2)
Laser Trains (+3, -1)
Last Noisy Tab (+2)
Lazy Shoes On (+5)
League of Extraordinary Human Beings (+2, -1)
LeftOut (+4, -1)
Life, The Universe, And Entropy (+5)
Light My Inches (+3, -1)
Light Up The Skis (+2, -1)
Lights, Window, Action (+2, -1)
LikeThis (+5)
Liza, The GPS Chick (+16, -3)
Location Based 2 Factor Authentication (+4)
Logan's Pension (+1, -2)
Look Ma, Hands (+3, -1)
Lucy In The Sky With Carbon (+5, -5)
Lucy's Diamonds (0)
Ma Baker's (+3, -1)
Make Planetary Probes Look Both Ways (+3, -3)
Make Politicians Go Public (+1, -1)
malleable mouse/trackball (+1, -1)
Marked For Absorbtion (+7, -1)
Martian Fishbone Hunter (+13, -2)
Martian Robot Wars (+2, -2)
Match Meter (+2, -2)
Mensaid Society (+1, -3)
Menu Advisor (+5)
Mirror, Mirror, on the Phone (+2)
Mixed Nuts Desorter (+6)
Mobius Strip Club (+4, -2)
Money For Muffins (+6)
Money For Something (+3, -1)
Monoxide Sensor on Garage Doors (+5, -1)
Mood Reader (+2)
Moon Base Woof Woof (+3)
Morse Code Alarm Clock (+1, -1)
mosquito reconnaissance and defence (+7)
Mosquitoo (+7)
Motor Voter2 (+2)
MovieClips.COM (+5, -2)
Multi Color Traffic Lights (+3, -2)
My Corona (+4, -1)
My Name Is Legion, Limited (+24, -4)
NASCAR Political Circuit (+3)
Negative Cruises (+6)
Neighbor (in addition to Central) Monitoring (+2, -1)
New Awards for Old Movies (+6)
NFTOF (+2, -2)
Night At The Opera, Day At The Races (+2, -1)
No Makeup TV (+1)
Non-Boomer Proximity Alert (+2)
Nope, Didn't Want To Talk (+4)
Not VAT but VAST (+4, -1)
Note Taker (+3, -1)
Notification Suspend (+4)
Objects in Mirror Are Much, Much Farther Then They Appear (+2, -1)
Objects In Windshield Are Slower Than They Appear (+1, -1)
OK, Boomerang (+1, -1)
Omnipresence (+3, -2)
One, But You're Not The Same (+5, -2)
OpenInvo (+1)
Optical And Weight Based Treadmill Cutoff Switch (+3, -1)
Oscar Madison (+2)
Outer Body Experience (+2, -1)
Overused Metaphor Thesaurus (+25, -1)
PAC Credit Card (+1, -1)
Paid With Good Intentions (+1, -1)
Park & Go (+5, -1)
ParkExchange (+3)
Patients (+6)
Pavlovian Whistle Cellphones (+4, -1)
Pay Doctors Like Doctors Pay You (+6, -8)
Paywall Leasing (+2)
Personal Squid Display (+4)
Pet Opium Dens (+3, -1)
Petri Dish (+5)
Phishing Expeditions (+2)
Phone In Your Vote (+3, -4)
piccolate (+4, -1)
PiggyClock (+26, -1)
Pill Pal (+5, -1)
Pin The Navigator (+1, -1)
Pipe Down (+13, -1)
Pissbo (+4, -3)
Plain Plane Conferencing (+5, -1)
Planequarium (+47, -1)
Planet Of The Arboreal Apes (+7)
Planetary Record (+6, -1)
Point & Do (+3, -1)
Poker Debates (+4)
Predictive Context Sensitive Linking (+4, -2)
Print Felt (+2, -2)
Progressive Vending Machines (+3)
PublishRight (+4, -2)
Punch Bob (+5, -2)
PunGuard™ (+2, -2)
Put Money Into Politics (+6)
Put The Hubble On The ISS (+2, -2)
Put Window Tints Of Birds Of Prey In Windows Of High Rise Buildings (+8, -3)
QR Genetic Codes (+4)
Quirky quirky (+1, -2)
Radical 2028 Predictions (+4)
Random Walk Practice (+6, -2)
Rapid Mars Liquification (+2)
Real New Deal (+1)
ReCreationals (+3, -1)
Reflectoscope (+7, -2)
Rejoin With Prejudice (+2)
RemakeKaraoke (+1, -1)
Remotocycle (+2, -2)
Residential Real Estate Stock Exchange (+2, -4)
Retargeting Bulls Eye (+3)
Retrospective Context Sensitive Autocomplete (+3)
ReVisions™ (+3, -1)
RFID Barter (+1, -2)
Ring Around The Collar (+1, -1)
Ring World (+7, -3)
Ringtones For Office Phones (+1, -1)
Road Savant (+8, -1)
RoboCut (+2, -1)
Rocket Belt Drive (+2, -2)
Roller Blades With Skate Like Braking Power (+2, -1)
Rosetta Cemetery (+15, -1)
Rosetta Porn (+6, -3)
Running With The Bears (+7)
satellite independent navigation system (+4)
Scam Confiscation Authority (0)
Schrödinger Boxification (+1)
Schrödinger Door Bell (+5)
Schrödinger's Choice (+2, -1)
Schrödinger's Inbox (+2, -1)
Schrödinger's Umlaut (+11)
Searching for Extraterrestrial Death (+3)
Seat Belt for Office Chairs (0)
Secretions (+1, -1)
Security Conveyer (0)
Segway Light Cavalry (+7, -1)
Segway To Fitness (+3, -2)
Self Contained House Breathing Apparatus (+3, -1)
Self Contained Orbital Recycling Engine (+6)
Self Contained Underwater Mortgage Apparatus (+9)
Self Driving Carts (+4)
SelfStet (+4, -1)
Separate Pharma R&D from Manufacturing (+11, -1)
SETI @Cell (+5, -6)
Sex Sells (+6, -2)
Sexually Transmitted Vaccines (+6)
ShazamTalk (+3)
Show Subscriptions (+2)
Sideways Skis (+1, -1)
Significantly Amplified Knitting (+4)
simultaneous multi-language close caption subtitles device (+4, -1)
Skull & Bones Ownership Society (+2, -2)
Slam Dunks (+1, -1)
Sleep With The Fishes (+12, -2)
Slurred Speech Detector (+2, -1)
So You Think You Can Fence (+5, -1)
Sorry, my myth take (+10)
Sound-In-Sound Car Radio (+4, -1)
Space Mountain (+2, -2)
Space Rail Gun in the Back Yard (0)
Spam Taster (+7)
Speak Processing (+3, -2)
Special Effect Highrise Window Washers (+4)
Speech To Text Processing (+4, -1)
SprinklerCast (+9)
Squid Child O' Mine (+7)
Stack Trace with Stack Data (+1)
Stalagmitron (+9)
Stalker Detector (+1, -1)
Stanley Dryer (+17, -1)
Steak Cutter (-1)
Stormy...Season Coming (+3, -1)
Styroloons (+12)
Subject Representative Government To The Scientific Principle (+2, -1)
Sumerian Tablet Cookie Maker (+9)
Surf Jousting (+13, -1)
Swap NASA and NSA (+5)
Swish (+3, -2)
Synchronized Shopping (+2)
Tab, You're It (+2)
Tabula Rasa (+3)
Tails Tell Tales (+1)
Talkiens (+5)
Tandem Treadmill (+3, -1)
TatooMobile (+4, -1)
Taxation Without Taxation (+3)
TaxiCut (+5, -2)
Teach kids that water flows downhill (+4, -2)
TeeVidget (+4)
Tempest In A Bottle (+7, -1)
The 8th Of 7 Picard Podcast (0)
The Aniston-Jolie Debates (+5, -4)
The Autoboner's Song (+10, -4)
The Automated Ventriloquist (+1)
The AutoPun (+1, -1)
The Bible Pixel Code (+5)
The Blushing Nude (+21, -2)
The Broken Clock Clock (+16)
The Butterfly Domino Effect (+4, -1)
The Butterfly Effect Experiment (0)
The Cinemator (+5, -2)
The Clock'em Clock (+2)
The Coma Soundtrack (+4)
The Congressional ETF (+10)
The Cosmopolitan Party (+2)
The Crown Affair (+6)
The Daedalus Project (0)
The Decider (+11)
The Doctor Strangelove Experience (+10, -1)
The Empress' Tired Attire (+5, -3)
The Face On Earth (+26, -1)
The Great Ice Replenisher (+6)
The Greenest Grass (+4)
The Halfbaked Kickstarter Adventure (0)
the handbag is the cellphone (+6, -1)
The Heisenberg Political Principle (+1)
The Homesteads Act of 2014 (+3, -1)
The Ice Mines of Antarctica (+3)
The Iceman Cometh and Cometh Again (+1)
The Igloo Pyramid Of Dome Argus (+19)
The Illustrated Novel (+7)
The Interview Guru (0)
The Invasion of the Body Gropers (+1, -1)
The Light Saber Version of Everything (0)
The Municipal ICO (0)
The Naked Shelf (+3)
The National Credit Card (+3)
The North Atlantic Coke Alliance (+1)
The Passover Tub (+1)
The Personal Car Wash Experience (+5, -1)
The Peso Electric Effect (0)
The Picture Comes Alive (+7)
The Pinboard Investment Fund (+1)
The Schrödinger Schadenfreude Newscast (+5, -1)
The Signed eBook (+4)
The Trojan Furby (+13, -4)
The Twister Electoral Map (+3)
The Ultrasonic Shower App (+3)
The Viagra Monologues (+5, -4)
The Viral Voice of a America (+7)
The War Of The Roses Bouquet (+6)
The Water Jet Boots Version Of Everything (+3)
The Yo Yo Cell Phone (+6)
There Is No Dark Matter, Really (+2)
There is no "I" in iPhone (+1, -8)
This Drop In Cholestorol Brought To You By The Superbowl (+5, -8)
To Wear, Or Not To Wear (+3, -1)
Tornado House Domes (0)
Total Unrecall (+2, -1)
Track Changes Edition (+2, -1)
Trade Politicians for Sport (+4)
Traffic Column Motion Capture Device (-1)
TrainEd (+4)
Traveloscopy (+9)
Troll Rescue (+3)
Trollopedia (+6)
Two Faced Nut Job (+25, -1)
Two Sided Coins (+1, -1)
UK Joins US (+4, -2)
UmbrellaNet (+8, -1)
Undo The Last 5 Minutes (+7, -3)
Unmute Triggers (+3)
URL Ringtones (+1, -1)
Useless Chachkies I Already Own (+3)
Value Subtracted Tax (+2, -1)
Vi Vill Burry You (+4)
Video Door Bell Santa (+5)
Voccopiano (+2)
Votus Ex Machina (+2, -3)
Walk A Mile In HIs Shoes (+1, -1)
Walking Geiger Counter (+6, -2)
Wall Mounted Speakerphone (0)
War On Error (+6, -5)
Water Chess (+3, -1)
Water Level Futures (+1, -1)
Way In Front Airbags (+2, -3)
Wealth Inequality Savings Heuristic Bonds (+2, -1)
Weekend on Gurneys (0)
well, they've gone and done it (+3)
Where Is That Page (+4)
Where The Streets Have No Numbers (+7)
Whole Life Home Insurance (0)
Why Put Up With The Full Moon (+3, -2)
WiFi Tithing (+3, -1)
Wind Powered Mars Rover (+3, -2)
Wise Guy Waze (+6)
Words Fail Market (+3, -2)
Work From Home Thermostat Feature (0)
World's Most Wanted Flash Moment (+1, -6)
Wrist Watch Slap on the Wrist (+3)
X-Pens (+9)
XenoCart (+2, -6)
YardGrow (+3, -1)
Yes, I'm Under A Cloud (+14, -1)
You Complete Me (+5, -10)
You Eat It, You Own It (+11, -1)
You, In Someone Else's Sitcom (+6, -3)
You, In Your Own Vacation Pictures (+3)
You're Right! (+4)
You Sank My Battleship (+7, -4)
Your DNA, in Someone Else's Crime Scene (+2)
Your Network Worth (+1, -3)
Your Ringer Is A Dead Ringer For My Ringer (+4, -1)
Your Vermeer (+7)

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