h a l f b a k e r yThis is what happens when one confuses "random" with "profound."
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Backed by a titanium belt and shaped to protect the user from backblast, this girdle is guaranteed to stop, on a single use basis, any attack from any animal in the vicinity. Comes with companion upward-facing, rocket-stabilized anti-drop-bear claymore sombrero and downward-facing anti-tunnel-bear combat
boots. ABCB: giving "combat boots" a whole new meaning.
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Up next: the anti-bear backpack nuke. |
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You are still going to demonstrate the sombrero first though, aren't you ? |
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"feed the bears, feed the bears, t'uppence, t'uppence, t'uppence a bag...." |
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Reminiscent of the scene in "Hogfather" where Susan takes the children to the park and notes the "invisible" bears that adults can't see ... |
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