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A fine idea. Doable, light-hearted, and born of necessity. I expect to read it in one of those books about Japanese inventions. |
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Although there is another way to get around the problem of drafts: wear warm clothes. Fashion? Pfft. I have discovered a way around that. Just do what I tell you and you'll never have to worry about fashion again. Listening? |
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Here's what you do... Go to University. Get a whole bunch of degrees. Excel in something and get a research position at one of the colleges. Become an eccentric academic and you can wear whatever you damn well please. You could get away with wearing *only* "Draught Excluders". |
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I became interested in Socialist Economics because of the cool duds worn by my mentors whom I try to emulate; Marx and Lenin's writings are a bonus! Is there a point to all of this? Yes. Girls don't make passes at guys who have pointy beards and small round glasses. |
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Excluding draught from the brewing process would solve the problem completely as there would be no need to sit in a draughty pub in the first place. Wearing draught excluders takes no intelligence and hardly any time at all. Having seen Open University programs I can never let myself get like that even for the sake of warmth. |
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[sdm] You could use the draught excluders to pump up your biceps a bit. Maybe that would draw some female attention that way. |
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Or wear them in your boxers.
Good idea, by the way, Miss W. The only thing is that it set me to thinking of Peter Sellars desperately trying to re-inflate his parrot in one of the Pink Panther films.
"Is there anyone out there, in the dark?" |
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