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Bee-tox

It's fashion darling.
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Latest (Botox is sooo 2002) lip (or anything) fattening technique. It involves a new branch of entemology wherein they specialize in the supply of an array of stinging insects for the delivery of poison to the facial area of the rich and famous, and those who want to be.

All natural, and insects come with there own injection unit.

For small jobs you might use an angry mosquito - large jobs(like giving michael his nose back) may require an entire nest of hornets. Just remember the after treatment anti itch cream and you are set.

the dog's breakfast, Sep 16 2007

that Mick Jagger - what's he like? http://www.azcentra...2mickjagger-CR.html
copying amazonian rituals... [po, Sep 16 2007]

injecting chicken manure http://epa.gov/agri...1/printpoultry.html
about halfway down the page.. really cool tractor thing for injecting chicken shit. [the dog's breakfast, Sep 20 2007]

Invite people with one of these to the Bee-tox parties! Bee-Releasing Jam-Filled Banjo Leg
[theleopard, Sep 20 2007]

This guy can play the music... http://img142.image...=playmybanjose3.jpg
[theleopard, Sep 20 2007]

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       I'm waiting for virtual photoshop where I can just run the program over my face...
xandram, Sep 16 2007
  

       Isn't something related to bee venom used in those lipsticks that plump up the lips?
Galbinus_Caeli, Sep 16 2007
  

       Just enough bees. [+]
theleopard, Sep 16 2007
  

       It's funny - when I was a child, an old neighborhood biddy told me that the cure for baldness was running chicken-shit into your scalp. I have never even come close to trying it, but it was an image I cold never get out of my head. Has anyone tried injecting chicken shit yet?
DrCurry, Sep 16 2007
  

       Yeah, my friend did once. Last I heard of him, he was in quarantine.
croissantz, Sep 17 2007
  

       Shouldn't this be under fashion: body modification because there's nothing healthy about it?
Canuck, Sep 17 2007
  

       //Has anyone tried injecting chicken shit yet?//   

       Yes, on some farms chicken shit is injected into the ground as a fertilizer.   

       What was really on my mind though was the possibility of "Bee-tox parties" for selling the services of flying stinging insects tupperware style. The hosts welcome the people into their homes then open a stylish breifcase - to let loose a melange of mad buzzing things - cocktails afterwards where those attending can admire each other's new look.
the dog's breakfast, Sep 20 2007
  

       //Has anyone tried injecting chicken shit yet?//   

       No, but I bet there's a few people out there who've tried smoking it. And from there, it's just a matter of time before you move on to harder forms of shit; dog shit, bear shit, elephant shit. I had a mate who got through a whale shit every week. Man, that was some bad shit.
zen_tom, Sep 20 2007
  

       //I bet there's a few people out there who've tried smoking it.//   

       Has anyone tried injecting camel shit?
skinflaps, Sep 20 2007
  

       I'd never inject - but some people rub it into their gums.
zen_tom, Sep 20 2007
  

       One day Joe camel is gunna git you guys!
the dog's breakfast, Sep 20 2007
  

       Michael lost his nose? How does he smell?
baconbrain, Sep 20 2007
  

       thith ith tho thilly really. now i canth thalk. and i look like micth thagger.
k_sra, Sep 20 2007
  

       [k_sra], it sounds like you got a stinger in the tongue. That had to hurt. Did you bite your lip? Oh, I guess not - that would make it swell. Even more than it is already, I mean. Not a pretty mental image. Oops, I meant on Mick Jagger. On you it would look marvelous.   

       <runs away and hides>
Canuck, Sep 20 2007
  

       hard to keep the beeth jutht on the lipth. *thigh*
k_sra, Sep 20 2007
  

       Thigh implants too eh [k_sra]?
theleopard, Sep 20 2007
  
      
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