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Instead of soap you pour bio-engineered bacteria in your sink that are programmed to eat all leftovers and dirt from your plates and kitchenware
With all the development going on in bio-engineering this should be possible. Bacteria have always been the Tony Sopranos ( ie waste-managers) of planet earth.
Now we give them their job back. Goodbey soap, hello bacteria.
No more sponges and scrubbing, just put the plates in the sink pour in some
A commercial would go something like:
you hate wasting time scrubbing plates?,
you don't want to put evil soap in nature?
Let nature take over!
B3 ... Be free!
||Do they scrub the waste out of intestines, too? Better put
a neat little 'am i on a dish or halfway down someone's
pooper' checker program in there. That is, you don't want
to mess with those internal waste/bacteria balances.
Unless you do. Maybe you do. Like a diet pill. Clean your
dishes and your fat ass all in one!
||I see dishwashers running a week-long programme.
||You don't need bioengineering for this: just leave the dishes
alone and the bacteria will beat a path to your sink.
||As an alternative to bacteria: you could also bio engineer a dog-like animal that licks all your dishes clean. Ofcourse this animal should be autocleaning it's tongue somehow now and then..
||Slightly disappointed this isn't a new shower gel specifically
designed for my armpits...