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Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for 3014

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Voice, Jan 01 2014


       There will be a year 3014?
not_morrison_rm, Jan 02 2014

       I shall be around as a skeleton.   

       Or ashes.
neelandan, Jan 02 2014

       The halfbakery will be the only remnant of civil society after a total collapse brought about ironically by the actual sale of a tin of Rentisham's. The 4th through 23rd world wars result from the ensuing halfbaked weaponry chaos.
RayfordSteele, Jan 03 2014

       Post-Singularity, bored creativity-challenged AIs actually build every single halfbaked idea.
sninctown, Jan 07 2014

       Mr. 8th will have himself cryogenically frozen so he can unthaw and post the next Blatantly Idiodic Predictions for 3015.
xandram, Jan 07 2014

       His Imperial Majesty Barack XVII will announce that budget negotiations with Congress are looking promising and a long term settlement on the debt ceiling is a real possibility at last.
8th of 7, Jan 08 2014

       The last person born in 2014 will die.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 10 2014

       A tribe cut off from modern contact for centuries will find artifacts of former progress and not see the point.
4and20, Dec 04 2014

       At last the person born in 2014 will die.
rcarty, Dec 04 2014

       You don't really want to know.   

       I will still be here with 25p and a Curlywuly.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 01 2018


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