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Why on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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Hair removal is a nuisance, time-consuming and
ineffective, plus if you wax you end up with a load of it
stuck to your skin. I have previously suggested
approaches to this on the HB which are however still
somewhat inefficient. This, however, is efficient.
First of all you put on a teeny
bikini, covering only the
pubes and nipples plus spaghetti straps. Then you don
your body stocking, which has two layers and is full of
an icing sugar-like substance, stroke yourself all over (I
mean, who wouldnt?), thereby squeezing it out
through tiny nozzles all over the inside, and strip off,
thereby removing your body hair in one swift, painful
motion while leaving your nipples and pubic area
untouched. Then you shower to remove the sugar and
maybe make a sorbet out of it.
Repeat a few times to remove other sets of hair.
Chinstrap and skullcap versions also available.
||Just ouch! Bun though because surely there's also a
market for sugar-encrusted hair and skin?
||Lewis Carroll explored that, [jon]. But yes, it has
occurred to me too that once I have applied a thick
layer of sorbet to my thighs, it seems a shame to
waste it just because it's hairy. Extra protein after
||But although it might be painful, there's also a sense
of "take that, hair", and you get it all over with in one
go this way.