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Bassically its a box that has a bunch of items in it that you would
associate with "precious family memories". You remember that trip
we took to Yosemite? Now you dont even have to go there, just cut
off your families heads and paste them onto a Ansel Adams
pastoral landscape. Each kit would
be randomnized. Fake birth
certificates, trips to disney land. All would come pre made with a
computer program that would allow you to forge your precious
family memories. A box full of babies first teeth, prom pictures
and so forth.
Perfect for people who lost everything in a tragic fire yet still have
to make up a history to feel complete.
Never had a soldier return home?
Never give birth?
Never have a happy christmas?
Never has a puppy to play with?
Now you can with "Precious Family memories, in a box"
||"just cut off your families heads and paste them onto a Ansel Adams pastoral landscape" What!
||I assume you mean cut off photos of your family's heads.
||I'm sure they supply this to people under the Witness Relocation Programme.
||Having once lost everything in a tragic fire, I guess I'm missing the joke on this one. -
||This idea needs more bass.
- "I'd like to return these memories please. They're not happy enough"
||- This is Box O' family memories?
- This is the place.
- Well, heres my box.
- My box o family. You know, their heads.