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Catchy Commercial Idea

Voice over: "Don't believe in alien invasions from a far off world? What if we told you we have proof...
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and by the end of this commercial, you will be convinced?" (This scene shows people looking up at the sky, as if waiting for something to happen, then cuts to a camera which appears to be attached to a car driving across the desert filming a closeup of dusty sand, rocks and such passing underneath while voiceover says)

"We get stuck in old ways of thinking sometimes, not open to new ideas. We at Remulon Industries think we can change that. We offer a full line of products that will change your life, enhance the way you do business and create opportunities beyond your imagination. Oh, the aliens, right.

It happened one very hot day in July. Nobody was around to observe it, but it did happen, we swear it did. This world had visitors travel untold miles in their tiny spacecraft, and un-announced, they steered their alien vessel downwards and landed. After a time, as the sun shone brightly on the scene, a tall, glowing white and silver alien emerged. They stepped out of their spaceship, and onto this world, invaders from a far away planet.

And the alien spoke... in a language that had never been heard on this world before.... "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." (Camera pans up from the dirt to reveal the "alien".)

Did we change your mind? Maybe we can open your mind to other possibilities as well.

Remulon. We do stuff.

doctorremulac3, Mar 16 2020

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