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Whether youre eating quiche, salad or stromboli, you WILL get a piece of spinach stuck between your teeth. But not if youre wearing the Center-Fang!
The Center-Fang clips securely over the gap between your front teeth, where it protects the inter-dental region from stray foliage. The Center-Fang
is the ONLY dental appliance that will prevent you from looking stupid at lunch.
[AO, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
[hippo]'s suggestion halfbaked here, by [zer0wing] [krelnik, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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||If you're really opposed to getting
stuff stuck between your teeth,
why not just have all the teeth on
your top or bottom jaw replaced
by one huge, curved tooth?
||Also great for stabbing pickled onions and opening those juice pouches when you've lost the straw.
||Goodness, Charlie Brown sure has changed.
||Doesn't this create two "between the teeth" areas, where there was only one before?
||my grandmother had one tooth. I called it central eating
||According to the illustration, it doesn't, however, stop you from puncturing your lower lip with every bite.