Attention Hollywood Stars!
Dentists can now give even ordinary people a brilliant Hollywood smile - so how to leap-frog the brightness stakes?
We have the answer for you: have your teeth replaced with "Fluoro-Brite" Teeth!
Each tooth is a marvel of modern technology: A clear hollow implant,
with what is effectively a miniature fluorescent bulb inside it!
Powered by a discreet battery pack on your belt or dress (like those wireless microphones), the double-insulated wiring is within your jaw and is almost completely safe, but more importantly; invisible to the camera!
Get your people to talk to our people Now!
(Can also be used to signal Navy ships.)