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When you pick a chicken up and move it around, it's head
orientation remains relatively locked in space, regardless of
changes to it's body's pitch, yaw or roll, much like in these two
videos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPlkFPowCc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_jinXYrpQE
(head isolation dance move)
Mobile
phone stabilizers and camera stabilizers operate on the
same principle to eliminate video recording sway, jolt and jitter.
You can buy some online for less than fifty bucks.
The same principle can be applied to a helmet, with actuators
attached strapped to a wearer's neck or upper torso, so that
when riding a vehicle (ex. boat in choppy water), motion
sickness can be eliminated by locking the wearer's head
orientation in space.
Video 1 as a link
https://www.youtube...watch?v=_dPlkFPowCc
[calum, May 18 2022]
Video 2 as a link
https://www.youtube...watch?v=v_jinXYrpQE
[calum, May 18 2022]
Owls are superior for this purpose.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA
Rotate your owl [Loris, May 18 2022]
Dance move using the stationary chicken head thing.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=nMwwjH3M4_s
[doctorremulac3, May 18 2022]
[link]
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I can see no flaw with this. |
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I thought was going to be the name for a new way
of preparing chicken for food consumption. |
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The neck muscles in a single chicken are likely not strong enough to keep a human head oriented the same way. So I think this device would need an array of chickens mounted around the wearer's neck, with their bodies attached to the wearer's shoulders and their heads attached to the helmet. There would also need to be linkages to prevent stretching of the necks of the chickens on the down-slope side of the user. |
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Thought this said chicken cymbal helmet. |
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This idea isn't as good as that but [+] anyway. |
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Why is my body over there? |
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We had to re- bury it; the dog kept digging it up. |
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This is all well and good, but why is it crossing the road? |
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Per [2], does this mean chickens don't have the neck strength to watch for traffic or even know they're crossing the road? |
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Likewise, why would anyone take a boat trip with their head locked in place? If they're not moving their head at all, wouldn't it be easier to add simple headlocks to boats? |
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+ This is a good idea and wondering if it would also
work for people that are so very drunk that their
head keeps spinning around. |
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