Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Communion Wafer Dipping Sauces

Helps avoid tastelessness
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A table with various flavors of dipping sauces, located adjacent to the priest, so that the transubstantiated body of Christ is a little easier to swallow.
leinypoo13, Apr 21 2008

Wikipedia: Intinction http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intinction
[jutta, Apr 21 2008]

Ultimate Nachos! http://www.kraftfoo...htm?recipe_id=57757
Might as well make it a party tray. [Amos Kito, Apr 22 2008]


       Thats what the wine is for.
jhomrighaus, Apr 21 2008

       Chocolate sprinkles on mine, please!
DrCurry, Apr 21 2008

       Funniest thing I have read in a very long time. ( I did read this as "dripping" sauces though. Not good for the white attire worn by most of the Holys.)
blissmiss, Apr 21 2008

       Can we have fries with that ?
8th of 7, Apr 21 2008

       hehe-I like salsa. +
xandram, Apr 21 2008

       blood of the lamb?
Noexit, Apr 21 2008

       Sangre De Torro ?
8th of 7, Apr 21 2008

       Cheese-sauce Christ.
baconbrain, Apr 21 2008

       From the linked Wikipedia page: ""The communicant must not be permitted to intinct the host himself in the chalice, nor to receive the intincted host in the hand. As for the host to be used for the intinction, it should be made of valid matter, also consecrated; it is altogether forbidden to use non-consecrated bread or other matter."   

       Does this strike anyone else as completely loopy?
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 21 2008

       "Add Sauce"?   

       ...what next, pizza parties at the Pearl Harbor Memorial? I intinct so.
Amos Kito, Apr 21 2008

       Holy Milk?
evilpenguin, Apr 22 2008

       //Does this strike anyone else as completely loopy?//
It's religion - "completely loopy" is pretty much a given.
neutrinos_shadow, Apr 22 2008

       "O Lord, please bless this salsa to our use. Let it become Your bone marrow, eaten by crows for us."
theleopard, Apr 22 2008

       Pringles could start to sell a range of communion wafers to accompany this idea.
hippo, Apr 22 2008

       Will people still sing about "deep and crisp and even", we wonder ?
8th of 7, Apr 22 2008

       //"deep and crisp and even"//   

       Is that how you are supposed to cook a Jesus?   

       <Eddie Izzard> Blasphemy! Blas-for-you! Blas-for-everybody!</EI>
theleopard, Apr 22 2008

       Today we're doing a meal deal, and we can transubstantiate that if you like. Lamb of God, anyone?
james_what, Apr 22 2008

       //a little easier to swallow// Is there currently a perceived or actual problem with the present arrangements?
vincevincevince, Apr 23 2008

       yes, I hate tasteless crackers. try some of my soy wasabi sauce. It's tangy!
jaksplat, Apr 23 2008


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