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Zombie condiments

 Apocalyptic cuisine
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Zombies traditionally plod around groaning "Brains ! Brains !".

This has two possible meanings. <link>

However, presuming the desired foodstuff is of the human cerebral material type, the more discerning zombie may be disappointed by the blandness and lack of texture of their repast.

But no more. BorgCo Labs are pleased to announce a range of sauces and garnishes specifically created for the undead palate.

As your local screaming, panic stricken mob if Zombie Condiments are right for you.

—8th of 7, Oct 10 2014

Brain's Faggots http://en.wikipedia...i/Brain%27s_Faggots
can be misunderstood in so many ways … [8th of 7, Oct 10 2014]





       Could be marketed as a range of shampoos and conditioners for self-application.
—pocmloc, Oct 10 2014
   

       More likely as a nasal spray.
—8th of 7, Oct 10 2014
   
         


 

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