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Having had about as much of reality TV cooking shows as
can stomach (sorry) I hereby propose the cooking show
Set on a remote tropical hideaway, the contestants all
a single house where they fart and grunt and fornicate to
their hearts' content, whilst cooking
one meal each per
The winner is the contestant who manages to outwit,
and butcher his/her fellow contestants, turning each of
into tasty, sophisticated dishes for the delectation of all
||Because murder and cannibalism are hilarious.
(not my fishbone) I don't care if they murder each other...
||Yes, because they make great TV. Whodunnit?