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Coronavirus Zorb™

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A Zorb™, decorated and painted to look like a giant coronavirus.

Intended to be propelled through public spaces like malls, shopping centres and streets, roaring and growling and bellowing "HUMANS ! HUMANS ! MUHWHAHAHAHAHAHA ! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU ALL ! HAHAHAHAHAHA !" and scattering self-propelled hamster-ball-sized progeny behind it.

The populace will flee in terror.

Hilarity ensues.

8th of 7, Mar 20 2020

Basil the Rat http://tviv.org/Faw...owers/Basil_the_Rat
Classic ... [8th of 7, Mar 21 2020]


       Ironically, the rider inside his plastic bubble is protected from corona virus.
Cuit_au_Four, Mar 21 2020

       Yes, it's beautifully symmetric, isn't it ?
8th of 7, Mar 21 2020

       You're an interesting bunch of guys, [8th].   

       Like it [+].
whatrock, Mar 21 2020

       Not just "interesting" ... we offer an amazing benefits package, too. Care to join ? Guaranteed NO setup charges, NO annual subscription ...
8th of 7, Mar 21 2020

       Can't stop laughing. Although we probably should throw a hamster inside just for shits and giggles.
blissmiss, Mar 21 2020

       A rat would be more threatening ...   


       You could get a tame, harmless white rat, and dip it in brown (Rattus norvegicus) or black (Rattus rattus) hair dye - altho the pink eyes would give it away if you got close. Not that most people are going to want to get close ...
8th of 7, Mar 21 2020

       Can the protrusions, on compression, spray disinfectant? Scary and fun but with purpose.
wjt, Mar 22 2020


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