Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Dark bun detector

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Having noticed the lack of buns on my ideas, which are all of astoundingly high quality, if I say so myself, I think maybe I have come up with a reason why.

The balance must be made up of dark buns!

Constructing a device, I am now attempting to detect the dark buns, but all those damn gravity waves keep throwing off the detector, not to mention all dark matter I keep having to vacuum out of the fiddly bits.

Stephen Hawking still refuses to return my phone calls, it's such a shame when professional jealousy comes before pure research sometimes.

The search goes on.

As for the dark-halfbakery, we can but speculate. I imagine it being like the other side of the black hole, emitting light buns into another universe.

not_morrison_rm, Apr 01 2014


       oops - misread this as "Dark bum detector"
hippo, Apr 01 2014

       This idea is composed oif paranoia and desperation in almost equal proportions...
8th of 7, Apr 01 2014


       Is that something like NAND or a NOR? I`ve never knowingly oifed in my life. The time I inadvertently oifed I apologised profusely to the lady and her trained badger.   

       //"Dark bum detector"   

       Well, if you insist..
not_morrison_rm, Apr 01 2014

       Got bored of popularism and returned to "dark bun", have to stick to my principles, dontcherknow.
not_morrison_rm, Apr 02 2014

       Simply plug your toaster in with reversed polarity, and you can lighten some of those buns.
RayfordSteele, Apr 02 2014

       I got some pumpernickel last night. But it was more of a loaf. I detected it by looking on the bottom shelf. It is shady down there and you have to let your eyes adjust.
bungston, Apr 02 2014

       If you add the real buns and the imaginary buns, you could have a complex score.
pocmloc, Apr 02 2014

       Black Croissants. Sounds very goth to me. I like. Scary.
blissmiss, Apr 02 2014

       <Sound of lever being pulled>   

       <Trapdoor swings open>   

       <[bigsleep] plummets through to fall three metres onto an unyielding suurface>   


       <Trapdoor closes>
8th of 7, Apr 02 2014

       so long as your buns are not generating any waves
theircompetitor, Apr 02 2014

       There goes [8th] again; he's always forgetting the noose.
pertinax, Apr 05 2014

       //again; he's always forgetting the noose   

       That's noose to me...ha ahaha ahaha...<realises no one else is laughing>   

       As this is my post I was thinking of editing the borg's comment to"....falls 3 metres into a comfy chair" this being a 'safety-first' area.
not_morrison_rm, Apr 05 2014

       That would work … then we could prod him with the Soft Cushions (with the stuffing all at one end, of course).
8th of 7, Apr 05 2014


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