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Edible Poop Toy
For a great laugh, or possible jail time/insanity judgement
Imagine: you are at the park walking your dog. You take a break on
the park bench. An officer comes up to you and asks "are you going
to take care of that sir?", and you say "mam" because it's a female
cop, "yes, yes i will" referring to the wad of (supposedly) pooh that
your dog has just deposited.
go through your pockets and upon finding no baggie for your
snackie, you pick up the wad, take a sniff (in fact checking if it is
actually your fake wad or Jeffrey (the dog) actually did doo his
business, in that case, I would arrest you myself), chuck it into your
mouth, chew and smile with a grin, and that winking eyebrow thing,
because she's a female cop. You then say "is everything okay officer?
". What happens next will definitely need some kind of hidden
Did I mention the actual product? It's a bag of fake pooh-looking,
maybe bean dip product or something. It comes with a extrusion
hole to look like actual pooh. It is shot out onto the ground to look
like real pooh, for comedic purposes.
What if it looked like man pooh? and for dramatic scenery, have a
roll of toilet paper near, and place it next to one of the bums
sleeping on the benches. It would be his tool of privacy, and if they
do take him away in a straight jacket, at least he'll have a padded
room to stay in for the night!
Next idea: floater (for your pool fun).
How to make it
[wagster, Jan 05 2009]
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||//What happens next will definitely need some kind of hidden camera//
You mean the part where you're dragged off to the hospital to have your stomach pumped despite garbled protestations, then handed the bill for it ?
||Though reactions do vary and I suppose being beaten senseless or tasered would be viable options.
||Hey! This is the Halfbakery, [Twitch], so why is your name
||Why not just dress up as Divine, and replace "it" with the real thing?