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This garment is made of sturdy leather. Up to
4 or 6 metal protusions are mounted on it, in
a star configuration around the head. Each of
those carries a small spot light. A
professional lighter can configure the perfect
dramatic of cinematographic lighting for your
vest, so that your face
is always perfecty lit. A
small rechargeable battery pack mounted on
the back charges the whole thing.
Elijah Eye Gloss
*Proud* self-promotion. [theleopard, Dec 05 2006]
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||- and some mist. You've got to have mist.
||-and some vaseline for onlookers eyes for that soft-touch look.
||...and don't forget the Elijah Eye Gloss (by theleopard <sung in old Mennen jingle>).
||As a matter of fact, you better bring the whole team. <looks critically at [Ehrm]> You're going to need them.
||...a *fattening life vest*... I could live without that.
||...with the fan (or hairdryer) it could also be used as part of the "Hotel California" actualisation kit: "...cool wind in my hair...".