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Flavored Celery

Let the celery suck up the flavor
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I have been eating lots of vegetables lately like broccoli and celery and have noticed that ranch dressing makes it a lot easier to eat them raw. But then you have to get a bowl dirty to hold the ranch dressing and the celery isn't shaped like the bottom of the bowl so you invariably waste a lot of dressing. And I remembered how celery will suck up colored water so that you can have purple celery, and thought, what if you could have the celery suck up flavoring. So this idea is for flavored celery where you have the cut celery stalks suck up flavored water.
JesusHChrist, Jan 02 2015

Solution Made_20In_20Mouth
Don't use a bowl. [pocmloc, Jan 02 2015]

Caesar http://en.wikipedia...esar_%28cocktail%29
Celery + booze and some other stuff [the porpoise, Jan 02 2015]

Celery experiment http://www.teaching...t.html#.VKr4NtLF98E
[JesusHChrist, Jan 05 2015]


       Seriously, you eat rabbit food ... ?   

       Some humans are VERY odd ...
8th of 7, Jan 02 2015

       You can make pretty much any vegetable taste an awful lot better by feeding it to a pig first. I believe the French were the first to realize this.
bs0u0155, Jan 02 2015

       It works for beef too ... and has the benefit for moralists that cows are entirely vegetarian.
8th of 7, Jan 02 2015

       If will it suck up booze, you can do celery cocktails.
tatterdemalion, Jan 02 2015

       //If will it suck up booze, you can do celery cocktails.   

       [link] We invented the best (booziest) way to eat celery up here in the frozen north long ago. I'd advise visiting during the warm season, aka, July.
the porpoise, Jan 02 2015

       I know this is a completely stupid point, but celery is already flavoured.   

       Is this a good time to do the "celery is an aphrodisiac" joke yet?
not_morrison_rm, Jan 02 2015

       Buy a dozen food coloring colors, and figure how to inject them into celery. try the flavors later.   

       Celery is good with peanut butter.
popbottle, Jan 02 2015

       What for, as a growth medium for bioweapons ?   

       // How does it smell ? //   

       "Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput !"
8th of 7, Jan 02 2015

       //good with peanut butter//.. and cheese.   

       [+] but it wouldn't work properly for salad dressing, most which flavour is in fat and oils, which wouldn't capilliarate.
FlyingToaster, Jan 02 2015

       Mmmm, Caesars. I miss them.   

       Roll your flavours into a Play dough like foodstuff then plonk it into the "U" of the celery. I also agree with [popbottle] able the merits of a smear of peanut butter in celery
AusCan531, Jan 04 2015

       Anything which takes more calories to consume than you get out of it is like, anti-food. That stuff could kill you.   

       I thought *flavours* were not allowed here...but I like the idea, sort of...Actually, celery itself is very flavourful.
xandram, Jan 05 2015

       //but it wouldn't work properly for salad dressing, most which flavour is in fat and oils, which wouldn't capilliarate.//   

       Maybe using high pressure?
Loris, Jan 05 2015

       //I thought *flavours* were not allowed here//   

       The idea is a technique to apply the flavor, rather than the flavor itself.   

       As far as the idea, I'm betting the result would have a very short shelf life, and the number of flavors you could actually get uptake on would be limited, but it should be at least somewhat feasible.
MechE, Jan 05 2015

       // cows are entirely vegetarian // I have a friend who calls himself a "second order vegetarian". He only eats herbivores.
scad mientist, Jan 05 2015

       My butler has a brilliant celery-based hangover recipe. You take two sticks of celery, chop them finely, and place them in a cup of cold water. Meanwhile, mix together 1 cup of tomato juice, 1/2 cup of vodka, and a dash of Tabasco, in a tall glass over ice. Drink the tomato juice/vodka/Tabasco mix. Strain and discard the celery.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 05 2015

       [MechE] Thanks for the clarification. Celery sucking flavours should contain chocolate, chili, turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, wait, I want a Thanksgiving dinner flavour then.
xandram, Jan 06 2015


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