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Fungal Jesus

Superhero messiah of the Church of Disease
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Fungal Jesus is the alter ego of a mild mannered mycologist who discovers that morality is the result of a historical fungal infection living in the human micro biome. The fungal infection has mycelial roots that invade the human nervous system and super thin and elastic roots and fruiting bodies that form a network in the air, connecting and influencing other humans.

Bad people are people who can't control the mycelial network or are unconscious of its yank ings and are thus zombies in its energetic economy and good people are generally people who either do not share heavily in the network or have learned to control it. Fungal Jesus opens the process by bringing the nature of good and bad into the light of conscious conversation and teaching people to control their mycelia.

When you feel bad, direct your consciousness to go to the bad feeling and treat it gently but confront it fully. If you feel a headache, go there, don't keep running away from it. The running away is what is feeling so bad. All pain is actually unconfronted energy coming through the mycelial network from other people.

Watch out, it's a light fungus,

Fungal Jesus

JesusHChrist, Nov 08 2014


       Well, at least it's not in other:general. Does FJ believe in paragraph breaks ?
normzone, Nov 08 2014

       Is this philosophy again?
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 08 2014

       L. Ron Hubbard would be proud.
RayfordSteele, Nov 08 2014

       Rhizomic mycology
rcarty, Nov 08 2014

       Ooo! Ooo! Here is how the Twilight Zone short story would go:   

       1: The above; discovery of same.   

       2: Warmongers manipulate this by purposefully destroying the fungi of soldiers. Businesspeople destroy their own fungi to become more ruthless. Humans increase their competitiveness by eradicating their own infections and impractical feelings of empathy.   

       3: Fungus compels remaining infected empathetic humans to slaughter uninfected humans en masse. They weep as they do so. Fungus is not itself empathetic; induced empathy is a survival technique.
bungston, Nov 08 2014

       This reminds me of both bjnolikjkijhgbcxzcklhgfddb,m sorry I had to wipe margarine off the keyboard 'Hothouse ' by Brian Aldiss and J M Allegro's 'The Sacred Mushroom And The Cross'.
nineteenthly, Nov 17 2014

       Is it the world that has gone mad, or is it I?
sninctown, Nov 17 2014

       Are you excluding the possibility that it's both?
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 17 2014


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