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On a regular basis, a well-known troll from another
would be invited to the bakery to be the Troll-In-
for a fixed period of tenure.
They would be provided with a login ID, and would be
expected to do all the things required to qualify as a fully
the resident bakers, having gathered a motley
but surprisingly destructive array of weaponry, would
wade in to the attack.
After the troll's demise - long before their tenure runs
their thick knobbly green Troll hide will be flayed off,
preserved by rubbing liberally with Rentisham's
Flenting Wax and then dipping in custard, after which it
can be used as wallpaper for some of the older ideas, to
freshen them up a bit.
||Hahaha! I love it! I want to go troll hunting! I know how they think!
||For sake of getting right to it, the Log In ID should be the same; passed down from one troll to another like "Frankenstien" from Death Race 2000.
||What does the donor forum receive in exchange for their (no doubt highly prized and long nurtured) troll?
||I'm not sure, but I have a strange feeling there's an underlying message here...
||Obviously, a donor board that excels in generating trolls needs some excorcism visitation by a mature, well-adjusted halfbaker or two.