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Here Kitty Kitty Kitty

Stray Cats - or Spawn of Satan?
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A friend posted that he has several stray cats besieging his house, trying to get in.

So it's a short leap to taking Hitchcock's THE BIRDS and substituting cute little stray kitties...

I see a particularly gruesome scene where a Crazy Cat Lady gets ecstatically devoured by her adoptees, stripped to the bones like a piranha victim...

smendler, Mar 25 2013


       This shouldn't be a movie as it happens it real life. People that don't neuter their pets are responsible for the over abundance of unwanted pets which leads to many unfortunate circumstances.
xandram, Mar 25 2013

       In the U.S., we have a TV thing called the SyFy channel. It makes its own cheesy dramas with horribly done CG creatures and worse acting. This plot would be suitable for them. So [+].
sqeaketh the wheel, Mar 25 2013

       Try a web search for Livia Melinte.
angel, Mar 25 2013

       a vision. an angel! [waves]
po, Mar 25 2013

       There was a arty and difficult-to-follow but very creepy Xfiles which had overabundances of cats showing up. It turns out the cats were not the agents of evil, but maybe some Bolivian rat god was? Or did I dream that? Agent Scully was around but that happens in dreams too.
bungston, Mar 25 2013

       you dreamed it.
po, Mar 25 2013

       smendler, your friend should get his female cat spayed.   

       Either that or stop throwing dead fish under the porch.
FlyingToaster, Mar 25 2013

       Hi, [po].
angel, Mar 26 2013

       Derr, Mick.   

       I'm pretty sure there's a 70s movie where a lady gets devoured by her evil cats...
spidermother, Mar 26 2013

       //Hi, [po]// - yes?
hippo, Mar 26 2013

       ^^ probably a Twilight Zone episode.
FlyingToaster, Mar 26 2013

       ////Hi, [po]// - yes?// hi, [h]!
po, Mar 26 2013

       ... just trying to picture a broody, androgynous Satan spawning things ... would they all start off in bubbles of gel, like frogspawn?
pertinax, Mar 27 2013

       I see a vision too. Sorry smendler, but it's more intriguing than the idea. Hi Angel...
blissmiss, Mar 28 2013


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