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"Face of dead pope found on back of sofa ! " It's a familiar
head line, along with the even longer lines of smiling pilgrims
queuing patiently to pay entrance fee to gaze upon the
discovered miraculous icon. In every home there must be
hundreds of these things just waiting to be discovered.
Hunters would come to your home and find them. Whether
your preference is for a Hindu deity or an obscure Druid
symbol - it's lurking there somewhere, hidden in the
that surround you.
||Oh, I like this one. Then we'll also need the icon website where persons of various persuasions could go look up the locations of the latest icons relevant to their obsession and make the appropriate pilgimage with the appropriate number of shekels in hand.
||Argh! Don't encourage them. -
||Once I smashed my thumb nail and the bruise looked like an image of the Virgin Mary or Elvis, I couldn't decide.
||If it was Elvis, the bruise would have
swollen your thumb to twice its
normal size, with a flabby middle
section that resembled a sack of lard.
||Mary, on the other hand, would have
caused any residual dirt under your
thumb nail to sprout a rose, on which
thorns you would have pricked yourself
repeatedly. This would have been of
great interest to the Icon Hunters. You
should have called me for rapid
||I now wish I would have called you. It could have been a great omen that I was going to win the lottery!
||Don't talk to me about pilgrims and popes. Ol' Pappa Ratzi is coming to where I live in September and 300 000, yes 300 000 visitors are expected! Thats three...hundred...thousand. I'll have to leave town.
||//Ol' Pappa Ratzi is coming to where I live
in September// - just put up a turnstyle at
your front door and make a fortune