Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Incontinental Breakfast

One bite and you'll be rarin' to go!
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Prune danishes, Ex-lax chocolate croissants, an assortment of high-fiber fruits, breads, and cereals—and don't forget the extra-caffeinated coffee!

(Sorry. [marked-for-self-termination])

ytk, Dec 26 2012


       NB: This was on my mind after “enjoying” a particularly poor breakfast buffet recently, and I just had to get it out. So to speak.
ytk, Dec 26 2012

       Hey, a lot of the Ideas around here are based on puns, and I see nothing wrong with this one.
Vernon, Dec 26 2012

       Curried baked-bean omelet …
8th of 7, Dec 26 2012

       With perhaps a nice re-laxative cup of tea...   

       With perhaps a nice re-laxative cup of tea...   

       Your cup of tea is repeating on you, [2fries] ...
8th of 7, Dec 27 2012


       Dear diary:
uh, doubled over earlier today...
<hopes that the price to renovate the pair'o'stall is not too steep>

       <old joke> Scrawled underneath a roadsign saying "Dover for the Continent": "Brighton for the Incontinent"<\oj>
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 27 2012

       I think I can guess: once, after half of year of being lactose free, I was doubled up for about a week after resuming consumption.   

       Anyways, eating a banana before drinking a coffee really helps things move right along as well.   

       [marked-for-elimination] not an Idea.
FlyingToaster, Dec 27 2012

       I'm pretty sure the whole idea is about elimination.
In No Particular Order, Dec 28 2012


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