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Let me start that over again.
This would be regular old pornography, with lots of f-ing, but
would also be lots of babies and baby stuff. So the scene would
full of baby-related accoutrements, like diapers and play pens,
there would be babies throwing tantrums in the supermarket,
PTA meetings to go to, and seedy cheap day cares to chose
all while the f-ing was going on -- to draw the realistic connection.
And you could have birthing scenes with lots of f-ing going on in
the background. And someone could even be f-ing the doctor who
was the obgyn etc.
||Without going to the trouble of doing research, I'm going to venture that this has been done before. It's called life.
||Who would want to watch this, when non-baby
related porn is available? Not me, sorry.
||I like entertainment to be escapist. I have enough
realism in my life. It is all frighteningly real, though
it seems unrealistic sometimes. The full sensory
assault is all terribly real, and yes, it has a baby and
thankfully it has some f-ing, but that is only after
the baby has gone to sleep.
||As for the rest of the idea, it borders on
"infantilism", (oh, and thank you for having me have
to add that to my Google search history) which
surely appeals to a segment of society, but it
probably lacks mass market appeal. It also seems
to hint that this porn will teach people something,
which seems unrealistic, but certainly interesting.
||So I'm going to vote down this idea, but it has given
me some of my own.
||I suspect that a lot of porn, if those acts were done
in real life, stands no chance of making babies.
Certainly none of the videos I've made would.
||You say that, but you can't be sure that manatee
was using protection. We've all be caught that way.
||I don't know, seems pretty realistic the way it is. Gal doesn't have money to pay the pizza delivery guy / cut to the hydraulics.
||Realistic porno shows camera guys eating sandwiches
whilst waiting for the (ahem) *actors*.