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Assume a hemispherical cow.
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One person, known as The Jerk,
stands on top of a small pyramid of
empty "half barrels" and yells insults
at someone poised to throw a
"quarter barrel" at them. This person
shall be referred to as donkey Kong.
Points are awarded to:
Donkey Kong knocking down some
or all of the barrels.
quality of the insults spewed by
The length of time The Jerk stays on
the barrels, without spilling his or her
beer, regardless of his or her
||Why not just play Donkey Kong, drink and insult your friends? Less expensive, I say.
||/Why not just play Donkey Kong,
drink and insult your friends? Less
expensive, I say.