h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
This lightweight device is intended to be worn near the bust of a woman's garment. It contains a simple display that shows a number, a camera, a battery, and a computer. Through facial recognition and eye tracking it displays the number of times the person facing the device has looked at her cleavage.
goggle_20bra
[pocmloc, Apr 23 2022]
Please log in.
If you're not logged in,
you can see what this page
looks like, but you will
not be able to add anything.
Annotation:
|
| |
I'm intrigued, I understand the number, but what's the
symbolism of the display showing a
camera, a battery and a computer? |
|
| |
Politically incorrect and in shockingly bad taste. [+] |
|
| |
It is isn't it .. can it come with a cap with the ideas strapline
printed on it & an arrow pointing down? |
|
| |
Just in case anyone
is
looking at their face instead. |
|
| |
So the easiest way to have a socially acceptable low number is a constant unwavering stare? |
|
| |
If you never stop staring at her boobs it only counts as one. |
|
| |
Should have some kind of buzzer or alarm too. |
|
| |
Robot voice that says "BREAST GAZER! BREAST GAZER!". |
|
| |
I do detect just one major problem for this idea though,
sunglasses, particularly mirrored shades. |
|
| |
Men to look at necklaces too, could just be innocent. |
|
| |
"I was just looking at that blinking, beeping, radar tracking
device looking thing on your neck." |
|
| |
"Just trying to read your t-shirt miss. Ah yes, Hanes. Very good." |
|
| |