Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Mineral oil sommelier

For after the rise of the machines
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In the future as humanity tries to come to terms with their robotic overlords, I suggest a career as an oil sommelier....

"Aha, the Castrol '82, I see sir has a taste for the finer things in, err...existence" <places white cloth over can as it is being opened with the golden can opener...>

not_morrison_rm, Jan 12 2014


       Bunning, though I thought from the title this would be a person with a refined taste for cooking oils. Which I was going to bun.
awesomest, Jan 16 2014

       Aha...re-written title to avoid confusion. All future buns to be placed in escrow account, just in case.
not_morrison_rm, Jan 16 2014


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