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Mouse sex farm

For cats and other tourists
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Let us presuppose that cats enjoy the idea of mice having sex. It goes without saying that mice find it more than invigorating too. As do actors who allegedly prefer pretty women.

Imagine a farm where cats, mice from surrounding communities and Hollywood perverts can congregate, to eat, mingle or whatever.

Stocked initially wih mostly female mice, the farm is accessed by humane drop traps. The gravity drop traps necessary to exit, gound level, sadly only trigger with the weight of one cat or bigger, leaving any remaining outsider mice surrounded by insatiable lust from every species.

4and20, Oct 14 2018

6 billion (give or take) cockroach farm in China https://www.scmp.co...on-cockroaches-year
[not_morrison_rm, Oct 16 2018]

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       Somehow I got lost here. Terribly lost.
blissmiss, Oct 15 2018
  

       Any relation to that 6 billion cockroaches farm in China? Link etc
not_morrison_rm, Oct 16 2018
  

       [blissy] did you bring the breadcrumbs or did the mice eat them?
po, Oct 16 2018
  

       This is perfect, I think, a nightmariah premise - a warehouse filled with scientifically questionable inter species rutting - written in English which seems comprehensible but which on closer inspection reveals only a tenuous and fragmentary clarity about how you might either end up in or manage to escape from the premise, enhancing the nightmarishness.
calum, Oct 16 2018
  

       wot ?
po, Oct 16 2018
  

       This is one of those ideas that *looks* like English, but isn't. It's actually more like the rather than that wouldn't have bitten any day now, unless the scrivener wakes. Seldom-used, yet at the same-sex arrange, spines that can't or won't play poker.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 17 2018
  

       1) Lab grown mice in heat   

       2) Drop traps so outside mice, Richard Gere, and cats can fall in   

       3) Drop traps so cats and Richard Gere on all fours can exit   

       4) Outsider mice trapped in sex/getting eaten cycle, though probably not at the same time.   

       Do I have to explain sex to everyone in this neighborhood?
4and20, Oct 17 2018
  

       Apparently so, especially when it has Richard Gere in the mix. And a mouse.
blissmiss, Oct 17 2018
  

       I bet [mouseposture] would be intrigued. Or perhaps he may gape at this one with his mouth open and think "...what the hell?..." I myself fall into the latter category; and therefore am pleased to award a nice steaming Bun to [4and20] for this head scratcher! [+]
Grogster, Oct 18 2018
  

       There is medical interpretation that lengthens human lifespan. Have a colony of wild-type mice outdoors at a farm, n=10,000, then feed them, at groups of 300 each, a drug, the longevity drugs being tested. See how long the mice on 29 different longevity drugs live. Then have humans take the most effective longevity drugs.
beanangel, Oct 19 2018
  

       Interesting, Is predatory behaviour wholey learnt when other food is plentiful? This is Zootopia territory and when it comes down to the primal urges, it's the Bell curve all the way. Then again, this is probbly staged at a mice, cat heavy, furry session with that rare sexual ending.
wjt, Oct 25 2018
  

       // Is predatory behaviour wholey learnt when other food is plentiful? //   

       This is really intended to keep stray cats fed, and there are many who don't have alternatives in third world countries, including, lately, the state of Washington.
4and20, Oct 26 2018
  

       A garden of Eden requires participants to want the whole system not just selective bits.
wjt, Oct 26 2018
  

       There is a drug that causes erotic behavior, more intense orgasms, and likely erotic thoughts at human beings known as Foxy. I wonder if Zoos could get more babies out of rare and endangered animals if they used it.   

       At 4and20's idea it could bolster the amount of sex the idea champions.
beanangel, Jul 16 2019
  

       //nightmariah//

Sounds interesting calum. Tell me more! Is this one of those Scots phrases that I've never heard of & make fun of, only to be chastised for being an ignorant, racist southerner? I've tried saying it wearing my best Highland accent & it sounds like it could be a real word that might be in regular use out on some heather-covered, windswept Scottish hillside but I really need to know more before I can proceed further with my anno!
DrBob, Jul 16 2019
  

       It's like a black mariah but worse.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 16 2019
  

       Huh?
doctorremulac3, Jul 16 2019
  

       double huh?
theircompetitor, Jul 16 2019
  

       I can type louder if you're hard of reading.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 16 2019
  

       I was not sufficiently versed in the Marvel universe.
theircompetitor, Jul 16 2019
  

       Huh to the idea. Haven't gotten to the comments yet.   

       Let me read your comment.   

       huh?
doctorremulac3, Jul 17 2019
  

       I read this idea back when it was posted, and again just now, and I still don't get it.   

       Is Mariah Carey known to have nocturnal tendencies?
notexactly, Jul 22 2019
  
      
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