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Multi-barreled ice gun

for shooting double ought hail
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Having spent my early years as a masseuse, I began to get tired of the same old percussive moves, and began to examine novel techniques.

Inspired by an early spud gun, I rigged a vertical array of PVC tubing above my massage table. A large manifold connected this tube array to a hopper of crushed ice. With a willing client, I would first dip my hands in hot scented oil and spread it sensually over her back and buttocks. Pushing a button with my knee sent a momentary blast of compressed air thru the hopper, and a sudden sharp blast of ice pummeled her expectant skin. Then, quickly, more hot oil.

I called this the Squealer, after the general reaction of my clients.
pluterday, May 08 2003

Worldgineer's melting ice ammo... http://www.ilovebacon.com/043002/g.shtml
[pluterday, Oct 21 2004]


       Ha ha ha ha ha (+) Brilliant!
silverstormer, May 08 2003

       [pluter], are you serious?
k_sra, May 08 2003

       Would make a good episode of CSI (Crime Scene Investigation - a TV show here in the states). Melting ammo, removing all trace of existance.
Worldgineer, May 08 2003

       Ice ammo wouldn't be terribly effective, since ice weighs less than 1/12 what lead does.
supercat, May 08 2003

       Use heavy water ice.
bristolz, May 08 2003

       ...or special magic ice.
silverstormer, May 08 2003

       Hard candy bullets! Exploding hard candy bullets, filled with potassium chloride. Deadly and undetectable!
pluterday, May 08 2003


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