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One Fishbone, Two Fishbone

If Dr Seuss found the 1/2B
  [vote for,

One fish
two fish
Red fish
Blue fish.

Black bun
Blue bun
Old bun
New bun

This one has
a little link.

This one makes you stop and think.
Say! What a lot
of ideas there are.

Yes. Some are baked. Some are boned too.
Some are old. And some are new.
Some are sad.
And some are glad.
And some are very, very bad.

Why are they
with croissant and butter
I do not know.
Go and ask jutta

Some are thin.
And some are fat.
A lot are about
The Baker's Cat.

From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things
are everywhere.

Here are some
who like to run.
They run for fun
in the hot, hot sun.

Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
What a lot
of funny things go by.

Some have two votes
and some have four.
Some have six votes
and some have more.

Where do they come from? I can't say.
But I bet they have come
a long, long way.

We see ideas come.
We see newbies go.

Some are fast.
And some are slow.
Some are high.
And some are low.

Not one of them
is like another.
Don't ask us why.
Go ask UnaBubba.

Look at these fishbones!
One, two, three...
How many fishbones
do I see?

One, two, three, four
five, six, seven,
eight , nine, ten.
car:brake has eleven!

This is something new.
I'm glad I don't have
eleven, too!

Did you ever ride a Wump?
We ride a Wump
over a custard filled hump.

we know a man
called Mickey the Fish.
Mr. Fish has a tail on the rump of his Wump.
if you like to go Bump! Bump!
Just jump on the hump near the rump of his Wump

Who am I?
My name is reap.
I do not like
going to sleep.

This is no good.
This is not right.
My feet stick out
of bed all night.

And when I pull them in,
Oh, dear!
My head sticks out of bed
up here!

We like our bike.
It comes in a bottle.
It's regenerative brakes,
help when you throttle.

We like our bike
and this is why:
The Electrofender does all the work
when the hills get high.

Hello there, Pottedstu.
How do you do?
Tell me, tell me
What is new?
How are things
what's up with you?
What is new?
tell me, tell me, Pottedstu.

I do not like
VaginaJam at all.
A lot of things
have come to call.
A troll, a geek, newbie, a souse.
Oh! What an idea! Oh! What a louse!

Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
I can not hear.
Will you please
come over near?
Will you please look in my ear?
There must be something there, I fear.

Say, look!
Some Shock Plugs were in your ear.
But they are out. So have no fear.
Again your ear can hear, my dear.

My hat is old.
My hat is gold.

I have an idea
I'd like to hold.

My mind is off.
The fishbone is cold.

My computer is off.
My croissant has mould.

I have a vote
I liked to hold.

My hat is gold.
My ideas are old.

And now
my story
is all told.

We jacked a lock.
We saw a clock.
On this clock
he had a sock.
On his sock
he had a bomb.
On bomb
was written "Tom"

We saw him sit
and try to bake.
He was fake
He'd halfbaked a Baked cake.

[more later (if requested)]

reap, Jan 19 2003

(?) One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish http://members.aol....in/ryan/onefish.htm
The complete text of the original book [reap, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       If requested: no, please, no!
DrCurry, Jan 19 2003

       You don't like poems and ham? Try them, try them, Doc-I-Am!
RayfordSteele, Jan 19 2003


       I saw on the telly,
in a deli in New Deli,
a green ham, if you hurry,
doctored with curry.
FarmerJohn, Jan 20 2003

       And if a Doctor with a bhuna meets a Bubba on his oon-er, that's what we call ...
PeterSilly, Jan 20 2003

       And to think that I saw it on halfbakery.com...   

       // [more later (if requested)] //   

       No, thanks, I'm full.
waugsqueke, Jan 20 2003


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