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Are you a spy, needing somewhere to hide stolen microchips or whatnot? Or perhaps you're a smuggler, wanting to secretly carry a very small quantity of something very expensive? Either way, you've come to the right place!
We can supply you with a fake 'outie' belly button to stick over your own 'inny'
one. The realistic-looking skin comes in a range of flesh tones to suit your body, and the glue supplied will keep your new belly button in place.
Now, even if the enemy agents/customs officers search you, your secrets will stay safe and secure - hidden inny your Outie!
Example of our product range
25,000 people have seen this guy's belly button. No-one's yet noticed that it's one of our fakes. That's how realistic our Outy Disguises are! [imaginality, Jun 28 2007]
If secrecy isn't an issue
Try [moomintroll]'s Belly Button Hook [imaginality, Jun 28 2007]
Belly button pouch in a spy, first published in 1982
[normzone, Jun 28 2007]
Get most of these benefits
without needing the surgery [imaginality, Jun 28 2007]
This should be on the HB
[imaginality, Jun 28 2007]
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||Have you been reading Robert Heinlein's "Friday" ?
||No, I haven't heard of that one (and it didn't show up when I Googled for belly button disguises). Damn, and there I was thinking this was too silly for any non-half-baker to have thought of...
||I like the idea, but the spelling seems wrong. Outie might be better? Anyway [+].
||//women can have their own penis!// - From [imaginality]'s link. Wow, that's a fair bit short of having a penis. That's like saying you have a vagina because you have armpits.
||//you have a vagina because you have armpits.//
||Well, there was some variation. In Friday, the protagonist had a concealed pouch under her innie.
||Spelling changed, thanks [wagster]. (There's a fairly even split in Google results between the two variations, but 'outie' does look better, somehow.)
||Outré Disguise could be good too.