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Perfidious Politician Pyro-Pants

Propane powered ignitable pants linked to a fact checking database.
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To be worn by all politicians at all times, but especially entertaining during debates. Tiny tubes sewn into the pants lead to hundreds of openings arrayed around the garment, each with tiny igniters that cause a fabulous fiery display when activated.

When the politician says something, the pants sense that they're lying and create an impressive fireball for a few seconds. The database to cross check the validity of the politician's statement might not be entirely necessary.

They could be asbestos lined as this would be mostly for show.

Great for lawyers too.

doctorremulac3, Sep 02 2017


       The real damage done by politicians is not when they lie - it's when they tell carefully selected truths.
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 02 2017

       "A little truth is the seasoning that makes the big lie easier to swallow." Doctorremulac3.   

       Thank you.   

       I agree with you 100% Max, but the topic currently under review is exploding pants.   

       Question for any of you Anglo Islanders out there: Do you have the expression "Liar, liar pants on fire." in England land? If not, this stupid idea would appear even more stupider.
doctorremulac3, Sep 02 2017

       We indeed do.
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 02 2017

       // this would be mostly for show. //   

       Not if BorgCo get the contract, it won't...   

       We're prepared to bid for building the prototype - say USD$1,000,000 for an operable unit, delivered ?   

       We could go up to USD$1,500,000 if you let us build a bra for Hilary Clinton as well.   

       Oh hell, we'll pay you USD$2,000,000 ... have we got the job?
8th of 7, Sep 02 2017

       //We could go up to USD$1,500,000 if you let us build a bra for Hilary Clinton as well.//   

       Can you make a pantsuit version?
doctorremulac3, Sep 02 2017

       Oh yeahhhhhhh....   

       <dances victory jig>
8th of 7, Sep 02 2017

       Yea, like I said, I don't think the complicated database referencing algorithm is really necessary.
doctorremulac3, Sep 03 2017

       You could engage the services of Lying Cat.
normzone, Sep 03 2017


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