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Perfume Or Mace Dual Nozzle Spray Can

What does she really think of you? You'll find out soon enough.
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The top nozzle of the can sprays an alluring scent, one that says: "I want to get closer to you." Flip it over and it's a pepper spray dispenser.

Call it "Breathless" to cover both uses. That or "Blind Date".

doctorremulac3, Sep 15 2012

The come hither knockout look http://sports.yahoo...211335362--nfl.html
Proof Glaswegian women have class. [4and20, Sep 16 2012]

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       Are the two positions marked or otherwise distinguished?
pocmloc, Sep 15 2012
  

       Might be a good idea.
doctorremulac3, Sep 15 2012
  

       Glasgow girls could buy the half-price version, without the pepper spray.
8th of 7, Sep 15 2012
  

       Having just returned from a reunion dinner at Girton, matriculation year 1977, I can assure both the good [doctor] and [1.14285714285] that a single nozzle is sufficient.
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 15 2012
  

       Presumably there was a statistically significant proportion of Glaswegian females present.
8th of 7, Sep 15 2012
  

       Yes, there were none - which is, I believe, statistically significant.
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 15 2012
  

       Indeed it is- "none" is the proven statistically optimal quantity of female Glaswegians required to facilitate a cultured and sophisticated social event.
8th of 7, Sep 16 2012
  

       Which nozzle, [MB]?
pocmloc, Sep 16 2012
  

       Hard to tell.
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 16 2012
  

       Once it's in your eye, it really doesn't make a difference.
Alterother, Sep 16 2012
  

       Buy now and get, as a free bonus, a double-ended dropper bottle, with moisturizing eye drops on one side and tobasco sauce on the other.
swimswim, Sep 16 2012
  

       //Once it's in your eye, it really doesn't make a difference.//   

       I am troubled to have to report that the over-50s of Girton alumni seem to have developed a _wearable_ Mace.
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 16 2012
  

       how did I not bun this the first time?
Voice, Sep 16 2012
  

       // a squirty mace flower, a red nose (not the red croissant originally advertised) and a pair of size 26 boots //   

       <[bungston]>   

       "Mother !"   

       </[bungston]>
8th of 7, Sep 16 2012
  
      
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