h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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I'm all for it. Birds have been blessed with the gift of flight. Humans, on the other hand, have been cursed with an subconsious desire to ruin anything beautiful (i.e. keep a bird in a fuckin' cage). |
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Better than a caged bird, worse than a free bird. But at least it's overcomplicated. [+] |
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[juliec2] Pet:Health? car:service? |
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Consul: maybe this is implemented by tying the cage to the back of a car? |
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Wouldn't it take him off guard when you turn it on? Also, the cage has to be big enough for him to flap his wings. That's a pretty large cage. |
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[Ian] Since we all know birds are incapable of turning around, He will have to try his best to fly backwards. |
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//incapable of turning around// eh? |
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pigeons can turn their heads 360 degs |
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I used to take my parrot on the go-ped just to let it spread out its wings out. |
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Someone told me once that with a bit of effort and assistance pigeons can turn their heads 3 or 4 full revoultions. |
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Oh well. They are, after all, demon-possesed sky rats. |
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With "some assistance" I could probably do the same. |
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